The Rotten Rabbit Tavern

Julius runs up to Yoko.

Julius: Yoko, are you alright!?

Yoko: I'm fine...

The bullet got Yoko in her shoulder.

Shadling finishes up his beer and orders another one.

Ramses tosses Alex off and aims at him with the hawk rifle. Alex pulls out his SMG and aims at Ramses. The two point their guns at each other as dramatic music plays in the background.
Ramses: I'm far faster a shot than you, boy. You might as well give yourself up.
Alex: No.

OOC:...Is Shadling too lazy to actually talk?

IC:

Old Man Sam hands another glass to Shadling.

OOC: No, I just didn't feel like making him say anything.

IC:

Shadling pays Old Man Sam again and continues drinking, drinking it faster this time.

Alex suddenly turns around and shoots a beer bottle being held by a generic thug. The generic thug turns to another one.
Thug 1: 'Ey! Ya shot me bloody beer!
Thug 2: Wot? Oi didn't!
Thug 1: LIAH!
Thugs 1 and 2 start fighting each other. The rest of the unregistered thugs, bandits, etc. in the bar get into a massive brawl, causing chaos and generally getting in the way/in between Ramses and Alex.

Julius, Yoko, and Arikado do their best to avoid getting into the fight.

Uxie keeps reading its newspaper. Ramses, unable to get a clear shot, puts the rifle away and looks around in the crowd for Alex. Alex starts doing the opposite.

The Destructix join in the fight.

Shadling continues drinking, ignoring the fight. He finishes this one, too.

Shadling: Hit me.

Shadling holds out his hand.

Old Man Sam hands another one.

Alex puts away the SMG, pulls out Bane, and leaps randomly into the crowd... not finding Ramses, but getting dangerously close to the mines around Aya.

Aya sees Alex.

Aya: NO, ALEX, STOP!!!

Shadling pays Old Man Sam yet again.

Shadling drinks this one even faster.

OOC: Eventually He's gonna be drunk. =3

Alex backs off from the mines... which don't explode. Evidentally he didn't get in the detection range. He then goes back to the crowd, sees Ramses, and slices him with Bane.

Julius starts knocking away random thugs from Yoko. Arikado does some fancy foot work to avoid the thugs.

The Destructix beat up random people in the bar...well, except for Drago, as he gets beat up himself.

Ramses activates a cutting torch on a gauntlet on his wrist and lunges at Alex with it. Alex backs away, grabs Ramses, and beats his head against the ground.
Alex: Let Aya go!
Ramses: I don't believe I will.

Shadling finishes his drink and gets up woozily.

Aya: ALEX!!! IF THESE THUGS KEEP THIS UP, THEY MIGHT STEP WITH IN RANGE OF THE MINES!!!

The thugs start getting dangerously close to said mines.
Alex: I don't believe you heard me.
Alex tosses Ramses against the bar.
Alex: I said let her go!
Ramses: Not while she's worth 100,000.
Alex: Says what?
Ramses grabs Alex and slams his head against the top of the bar, so he can see the wanted posters.
Ramses: Those wanted posters.
Alex breathes fire at the posters, which catch on fire and start turning to ash.
Alex: What wanted posters?

Shadling disappears in the shadows. He re-appears right next to Aya.

Shadling: Hey... *hic* Hey there...Bud *hic*...Buddeh!

The mines start beeping loudly and quickly.
Alex: There aren't any posters there. You can't even prove that the White Platoon's wanted.
Ramses tries to say something, but the words don't come. He clenches his... fist... and starts shaking it angrily.

Aya: What the hell are you doing!? GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!

Shadling looks at the mines and tilts his head, obviously drunk.

Shadling: OOOOoooohh....*hic* What are... *hic* those? Are they *hic* friends of yours?