U. Reeka's Laboratory (Origional)

U. Reeka: *pretends to scribble down some notes in an immaginary notebook* Well, it seems phase one of our plan is complete.

Mammoth gets up and runs at Alex again.
Alex: You really have no imagination for battle tactics.
Alex takes two steps to to the right and Mammoth accidentally charges through the portal.

Prof. Reeka makes an imaginary check mark in his imaginary notebook mumbling something about a "phase two".

Alex turns to Jinx, the only one who might cause some trouble. She assumes a karate pose when Alex suddenly remembers he has a Portal Gun. He pulls it out, makes a blue portal in front of him and another behind Jinx, Shell Shots into the portal by him, and hits Jinx from behind, knocking her into the portal that she made. He then (somehow) uses the Portal Gun to close the portal Jinx made. A few awkward seconds pass.
Alex: I had no idea this thing could do that.

Thousands of people cheer for Alex remembering he has a Portal Gun.

The professor looks around, realizing he left a couple doors open.

U. Reeka: *to the people* Okay, show is over. Now be good little genetically-altered life forms and get back into your submersion tanks.

The people are randomly erased from existance.

U. Reeka: *looks around* Then who was I talking to?

Biomech: You weren't talking to anyone. As usual, you were just trying to be funny even though you aren't.

U. Reeka: Hey, don't bite the wrinkled, old hand that created you.

Alex: You know, the only reason I keep not using this is because shooting and/or stabbing things is a lot easier than shooting portals.
Alex puts the Portal Gun away.

U. Reeka: Well, is a remarkable device.

Alex: You're just saying that because you're old or something like that.

U. Reeka: I think I am to go with the "or something like that" option, even though both choices not pertain to my previous statement.

Alex: Well, old people are apparently fascinated by "new-fangled technology", and... never mind.
Alex goes back to watching E. Nigma('s limp body).

Meanwhile, Sonic looks around.
Sonic: Hey, uh...old professor guy? Can you hear me from wherever you are?

U. Reeka: *to Alex* Did you hear something?

Alex: No.

U. Reeka: You hungry?

Alex: Didn't you ask that, like, ten minutes ago?

U. Reeka: Technically it was more like a week or two ago I never got something to eat. Some people were in the kitchen...

Alex: Time means nothing in the CCRPG Really?

U. Reeka: Then why is there a Time Topic? Yes, some blob and a blue beaver... strange creatures, really.

Alex: I SAID IT MEANS NOTHING ...
Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit" comes to Alex's mind.
Alex: A blue... beaver?

U. Reeka: Well it wasn't a doormouse, that's for sure!

Alex: it's spelled with one o after the d What did this "blue beaver" look like, really? And don't say "a blue beaver".

U. Reeka: A blue beaver with red shoes. It was strange, really... poor beaver had no teeth.

OOC:

Fun Fact: U. Reeka has never seen an anthropomorphic hedgehog before, and just because he has one 20/20 vision (cybernetic) eyeball, doesn't mean the other (organic) one doesn't have a cataract.