U. Reeka's Laboratory (Origional)

Jinx uses some acrobatic moves that I am too lazy to describe to dodge the laser, then tosses a Titans Communicator over to Alex.
Jinx: Go on. Call them. You know their number.
Alex: Wait one second... You had this the whole time, correct.
Jinx: Yeah.
Alex: And you somehow thought I could contact whoever, right?
Jinx: Well, actually...
Alex: A simple yes or know will do.
Jinx: Yeah.
Alex: And if you wanted to lure them out, you could call them yourself instead of trying to make me use that, which, by the way, I don't have one of my own.
Jinx: ... I guess.
Alex: SO WHY THIS?
Jinx: Don't look at me! The brat came up with the plan!
Gizmo: And you went along with it, hair...
Before Gizmo can finish his non sequitor insult, Jinx blasts bad luck waves at him, causing Mammoth to lose his grip and toss Gizmo into the wall.

U. Reeka: And now I am confused.

Alex: I don't blame you. The way I see it, the idiot kid... wait, too broad. Let's say the short one came up with a plan to break in here, hold me hostage, and have me call some people into a trap. He failed to notice that they could easily skip the first two steps of that plan.
Gizmo: I'd like to see you come up with a better plan, mucus face!
Alex sighs, leaps into the air, tucks into his shell and comes down on top of Gizmo. As Alex's shell is heavy, being heavily armored/indestructible and all, this hurts.

U. Reeka: *concerning the hurt* Now that, I understand.

Alex gets out of his shell and off of Gizmo, looks at Mammoth, and makes the "Bring it" sign with his hands. Mammoth rushes at Alex, prepared to punch him, but a few seconds before the punch can make contact, Alex grabs Mammoth's fist with his palm and holds it steady. Mammoth rears back with his other fist and lets a punch fly, not expecting Alex to tuck his head into his shell to dodge. Alex then uses Mammoth's weight to his advantage, throwing the big lug into the table Alex fell over earlier. Alex removes his head from inside his shell.
Alex: The bigger they are, the more ridiculous it is when someone half their size throws them.

U. Reeka: *slightly sarcastic* You'd think that Newton would have mentioned that in his laws...

Alex: Pfft. Physics mean nothing.
Mammoth gets up and runs towards Alex again, who stands on one leg and puts his arms at his sides. When Mammoth gets close, Alex switches legs he's standing on and kicks Mammoth with the one now off the ground. Due to the size difference, all future generations of Mammoth are now gone.
Alex: Wow. I was aiming for the chest.

OOC: Huzzah for the Crane Kick!

OOC: Huzzah for the word Huzzah!

IC:

U. Reeka: If that the case, your eyes worse then mine.

Jinx: I'm pretty sure he's just short.
Alex turns angrily to Jinx. He quickly jumps over her and kicks her to the ground.

U. Reeka: *to Jinx* Listen here young lady, short people like us are true movers and shakers of world.

Alex: *to Reeka* I know you're old, but that's a chick.

U. Reeka: What on earth you talking about?

OOC: Yes, I know the 1 time edited thing is there...

Alex: Well, oldness usually is companied with loss of good eyesight and stuff...
Jinx: *ahem*
Alex: Oh, right.
Alex leaps into the air and tries to slam his elbow onto Jinx, not expecting her to jump up and flip around repeatedly in the air, kicking Alex in the face each time.

U. Reeka: *to Alex* You need this old man's help?

Alex crashes to the ground, face-first, while Jinx lands gracefully on her feet.
Alex: *muffled* That would be nice.

U. Reeka uses his MFT to pick up Mammoth (slowly) and lunges him at Jinx.

Jinx ducks out of the way while Gizmo shows no signs of getting up.

OOC: All the better.

OOC: True.

IC:

U. Reeka: Oops...

Biomech: OOPS? That's all you can say, oops?

U. Reeka: Pretty much.

Alex: *muffled* Poor choice of words.

A Biomech that has a weird resemblance to Kamerry picks Alex up.

U. Reeka: It not my fault I not know much English!

Instead of responding with a snappy comeback, Alex uses his brain for once and notices that Jinx left the portal open.

U. Reeka: *to Alex* You thinking of what I thinking at the moment?

Alex: Would what you are thinking be "murder them all"?

U. Reeka: I was thinking more along the lines of that portal...

Alex: My plan's more fun, but whatever.
Alex turns to Gizmo.
Alex: Hey... *sighs* Short dweeb.
Gizmo gets up.
Gizmo: What did you just call me... ugly... mc... thing?
Alex grabs Gizmo and chucks him through the portal.
Alex: Check your hearing.