NC Land (Neglected Mario Characters Comix)

Billiards: *dives right at Sekai but pulls up at the last minute* Oh, you've fainted. My work is done.

Mario: What are you trying to do?! Kill her?! I guess this is why you can't get the ladies.

Meanwhile, Fred and Bill walk away.

Karasz: That spanyard sometimes piss me off.. I gotta look for Sekai, she must be worried. *looks for Sekai.*

Toniyo: Karasz, have you seen Sekai??

Karasz: You too?

Toniyo: Yeah! And Setsuna! She was supposed to look for her too!! We gotta get her back to Makoto before that HUSSY takes him away!

Billiards: *turns back to normal* What you talking 'bout, Mario?

Mario: *points at Billiards* You tried to kill *points at Sekai* her!

Billiards: She knew the risk when she said...that. But I mean, what did you mean 'Can't get the ladies'? That's just wrong.

Mario: Oh nevermind.

*Karasz spotted Sekai and comes over to her.*

Karasz: There you are! I was looking for you. Come on, I gotta take you back to your boyfriend.

Sekai: Makoto must be worried about me huh? Alright, I can trust you. *leaves with Karasz and Toniyo.*

Meanwhile, Peach and Daisy sneak into Executrain's lab.

*Mario sees Fred*

Mario: Excuse-a-me, but I'm seem to be lost somewhere..

*But before Mario can finish, he hears Luigi's cry for help.*

Mario: (Mama mia!! Luigi needs help!!)

Fred: Go take a hike, you mood-swinging Italian!

Mario: What? What did I ever do to you?!

Fred: You crushed me and Bill with a giant orange!

Mario: Giant orange?! What are you two bozos talking about?! I have no orange, see?-- *accidently blast a tree with a Lemon Ray.* MAMA MIA!! O_O;;; *nervous laugh at Fred* Uh heh heh... I didn't know I have that kind of power. Maybe I should.. umm.. learn how to use them?

Bill: Even though I'm pretty sure you can only use those powers when you're Citrus Man.

Mario: Well look, I have to find my brother, Luigi. Have you seen him?

Fred: Yeah. You knocked him towards Professor Executrain's lab.

Mario: What have I done?! Luigi!! *runs into Executrain's lab, but not inside.*

OOC:...Then he wouldn't be going INTO it, now would he?

IC:

Inside, Peach and Daisy sneak towards the cage Luigi is in...until another cage falls on them.
Executrain: Joy. More test subjects.

Billiards: Well, since I attacked him and all, I guess I kinda owe him a favor...*follows Mario*

*a few minutes after Billiards leaves*

Godot: *looks around for Billiards* Heere Koopa, Koopa, Koopa! Here boy! *Looks some more and sees Fred* Excuse me, have you seen a brown shelled flying turtle anywhere?

Mario: *to Billiards* Looks like you're helping me! Okie dokie, let's-a-go! *enters Executrian's Lab.*

Luigi: Mario!! LOOK OUT! IT'S A TRAP!!

*Mario sees a cage on the ceiling above him and jumps away from it.*

Billiards: Wha? Is this whole place full of cages?

A cage falls on Billiards.
Executrain: Yes, it is.

Billiards: *takes his Holy Pool Cue out of his shell* Take this! *begins whacking at the cage bars with his Holy Pool Cue*