NC Land (Neglected Mario Characters Comix)

Luigi: Mario! You made it!!

Mario: Luigi! Peach! Daisy! *angry at Executrain* So, you're the one who is behind all this!! Time for Mario to defeat you! *Jumps and stomps on Executrain.*

The Holy Pool Cue does nothing to the bars. Meanwhile, Executrain throws Mario off, and a cage falls on him as well.
Executrain: FOOLISH ITALIAN! Now I shall...
Suddenly, a cage falls on Executrain.
Executrain: Oh, darn.

Billiards: (I have only one thing left more powerful than the Pool Cue, but how can I get this guy to trigger it?) Ha! What a (I hate me.) M...O...RO...N! You suck!

Luigi: Guess we're all in a pickle.

Mario: Hmmm... Oh I know! *to Billiards* You're a goofball! A nincompoop! A knucklehead Mcspazatron!

Billiards: *his sunglasses boil off his face, his eyes are glowing red, and the area around him is suddenly extremely hot* WHAT?

Luigi: Quick! Destroy the cages except the Boomerang Bro's!

*Mario's cage is set on fire with Mario still in it*

Luigi: I SAID DESTROY THE CAGE, NOT BURN MY BROTHER YOU MORON!!

*Luigi's is encased in an orb of lava*

Luigi: *breaks out of orb and cage and running around in pain* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Billiards: Unacceptable. *his cage shatters* Now DIE! *breaths fire at Luigi*

*Luigi stop, drop, and rolls*

Luigi: NO STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE!! OOOHOOOHOOO!!

Billiards: *fully transforms into his demon from and flies at Luigi*

*Luigi is running away from Billiards*

Billiards: *gets in his shell, which is set on fire, with streams of fire from the head hole, arm holes, leg holes, and tail hole, in his shell he travels twice as fast*

Mario and Luigi: THAT'S ENOUGH!! NOW CAN WE SAVE THE PRINCESSES?!

Executrain: Wait...I JUST REMEMBERED! I HAVE A GIANT ROBOT!
Executrain presses a button on a remote and a giant robot breaks through the wall. It then rips apart the cage Executrain is in, and he walks out. He then runs inside of the giant robot, which picks up the cage Peach and Daisy are in. Both princesses then start screaming.

Mario: Peach!!

Luigi: DAISY!!!

*Mario breaks out of the cage.*

Mario: Let the princesses go!

Executrain: No.

Mario: Then we'll defeat you, Super Mario Bros. way!!

The giant robot's foot goes above Mario and Luigi.

*Mario and Luigi dodges.*

Even though the giant robot hadn't tried to step on them yet. The giant robot then shoots screwdrivers at the Mario Bros.

*The Mario Bros jumps away from the screwdrivers. They jump and stomp on the Robot's head.*

But the robot's head is far too high up for this to happen.