Fairy Tale Storybook (Grimms' Fairy Tales)

OOC: Nvm.
Fish: What do you want now? I'm very busy.

Fisherman: My wife requests to be the pope.

Wario: "My wife requests to be the pope." BAH! What does she know about being the head priest?!

Fish: Fine, go home and it will already be done. Now go away! I am very busy.

*The Fisherman goes back to the wife.*

Wario: Hey, Fish! I'll trade you some worms for that key you just ate.

Fish: Go away!

Wario: Look, you stupid fish! HAND OVER THE KEY!!

Fish: No! *Slaps Wario with his tail*

*Meanwhile.*

Fisherman: You should be happy to be the pope, my love.

Wife: Well, I suppose being the pope isn't so bad after all. However--

Fisherman: O_O

Wife: I wanted to be the RULER OF THE WORLD!!!

Fisherman: You're crazy!!

Wife: Tell that fish to make me the ruler of the world!!

*The Fisherman goes over to the fish.*

Fish: When will you guys leave me alone?

Wario: Not until I get my key you--

Fisherman: My wife wishes to be the ruler of the world.

Wario: ....

Fish: Fine, go home.

*The Fisherman does so.*

Wario: GRRRRRR!!!!!!!! *Grabs the Fish and tries to make him spit the key out while cursing.*

*The slaps him with his tail and jumps in the water*
Fish: Will nobody leave magic fish alone?

Wario: Your belly is glowing! I know you have that key in there!!

--

*The wife and Fisherman ends up in the poor crappy lifestyle.*

Wife: Why did everything I want backfired?! Why??? *cries*

Fisherman: Wife, I wanted to say that you're becoming more greedy and stubborn that you're trying to make yourself better than everybody.

Wife: It's true...

Fisherman: But at least we still have each other.

Wife: Hmm?

Fisherman: All I ever wanted is to make you happy, my darling. In fact, I saved you something for our anniversery.

Wife: You remembered?

*The Fisherman gives the Wife a trophy guppy.*

Wife: Uh... Umm..... Well, I guess it's the thoughts that count. Thank you, my husband.

*The Fisherman and his wife hugged.*

*The fish ignores Wario, swims deep underwater, and takes a nap*

*Wario jumps into the water.*

*The water is so cold, ice starts forming on his moustache*

*Wario jumps out of the water and starts to shiver.*

*A bear comes by and eats the fish*

*Wario starts cursing.*

*The Big Bad Wolf eats the bear*

Wario: That's not part of the food chain. *Punches the wolf's gut.*

Big Bad Wolf: What was that for? Oh great, you again.

Wario: Spit the bear out that ate the fish that ate the key.

Big Bad Wolf: Why would I want to do that?