Fairy Tale Storybook (Grimms' Fairy Tales)

LRRH: And what big eyes you have!

Wolf: All the better to see with. Becuase I have 20-20 vision!

LRRH: And my, what big teeth you have!

The Seven Ravens break in again and start Pecking Wolf.

*The wolf throws the ravens out of Granny's house.*

Wolf: *normal voice* DURGGH!! Why must you ruin everything for-- ?! Uh oh.

*Wario barges in*

Wario: Uh oh is right!!

Wolf: Aw man! Two.. I mean eight annoyences!?!

*Wario beats up the Wolf and throws him out of Granny's house*

Hansel: DRAMA! And where is the real Granny, then.

Wario: And where is the key to my big treasure, wolf?!

Wolf: O_o; Key? I must've ate it.

*Wario punches the Wolf's gut, coughing out the key. Wario now has one key.*

Gretel bites down on something hard in the Gingerbread man. It turns out to be another key.

Hansel and Gretel run off with it.

Hansel and Gretel: WE'RE GONNA GET A TREASURE, WE'RE GONNA GET A TREASURE~

Wario: GRRRRRRR!!!!!! *chases Hansel and Gretel* COME BACK HERE YOU TWO LITTLE RUNTS!

*There is a gingerbread house nearby as the Witch lives there.*

Hansel and Gretel hide inside.

*Wario looked at the gingerbread house and starts to eat it.*

Hansel and Gretel flee out the back door before Wario can see them.

Witch: MY GINGERBREAD HOUSE!!!

Wario: BURP!!

Witch: It's a good thing you're fat because it's time for my dinner. And you're the main course!

Wario: Don't bet on it. *Devours the witch* Live by Wario's rules, get eaten by the rules!! *Burps out the key and obtains it.* Two down, thirteen to go. *Chases Hansel and Gretel* Come back here you two fat kids!

Hansel and Gretel at this point are out of Wario's sight.

Wario: Mama mia... I'll deal with those two stupid kids later.

*Wario encountered a castle with Rapunzel brushing her hair. There is a key in her room.*

Wario: Oh I know that key is in there.

*Rapunzel spotted Wario from the highest tower.*

Rapunzel: Oh! Who goes there? Are you the prince that came to save me?

Wario: (At least she didn't call me Tubby.)

Rapunzel: And... *disgusted a bit* You little a little flabby, are you?

Wario: GRRRRRR!!! And who the heck are you suppose to be?!

Rapunzel: Rapunzel.

Wario: Oh I know how it goes. Hey, let down your hair so I can climb up there.

*Rapunzel does so. Her hair is like a rope. Wario climbs up to her room.*

Rapunzel: You are well couragous enough to come and save me from a nasty witch--

*Wario picks up Rapunzel and throws her in the trunk, locking her in.*

Rapunzel: AAAHH! What are you doing you imbecile?! Let me out at once!!

Wario: Not until I come what I came for. WAH HAH HAH HAH!!

Rapunzel: You're a scoundrel! You're stealing my possessions.

Wario: No, I'm just here for the key.

Rapunzel: What? What key?

Wario: Hah! I knew it wasn't yours! *takes the key and lets her out of the trunk* Good, my work here is done.

*Rapunzel throws Wario out of the tower.*

Wario: WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! *crashes into the ground.* Uuuuurgggghhhhh...

Grammar Nazis steal Wario's keys and lock them inside a box that has no lock and currently can't be broken.

OOC: For saying "aftering" (WHICH ISN'T A WORD) one too many times.

OOC: THEN THE PLOT CAN'T CONTINUE BECAUSE YOU MADE A BOX THAT CAN'T BE BROKEN OR UNLOCKED!!

*Rumplestiltskin steals the box and eats it*

*Wario beats Rumplestiltskin to a bloody pulp.*

Rumplestiltskin: You can't beat me into a bloody pulp until you guess my name!

Wario: First name: Imalou. Last name: Zer.

OOC: Karasz, I said, "currently". Wario just needs a stronger weapon than his teeth. And as if you haven't canceled plots of mine.

OOC: face --> desk

Why didn't I see it sooner?

Rumplestiltskin: You can't beat me up until you guess my name.

Wario: Whatever you say, Rumpy! (Rumplestiltskin)