Fairy Tale Storybook (Grimms' Fairy Tales)

Wario: HEY!!! *Chases the crows* Come back with my hat you stinking birds!!!

The Crows fly up into their nest which the made on a really tall mountain for no apparent reason.

*Wario climbs up to the mountain.*

Rocks fall on him and knock him down to the bottom.

Wario: Boy, this is ridiculous. I better get my hat back because they're using my hat a toilet.

Grammar Nazis slap Wario.

*Wario pummels the Grammar Nazi.*

The Grammar Nazis are invincible, so this does nothing.

Wario: Get out, or my wolf will bite.

Grammar Nazis: What part about Invincible don't you get?

Wario: Look, I gotta get my hat back. Now go away.

Nazi: No.

Wario: I'm just gonna ignore you from now on. *Climbs up the mountain.*

Big Bad Wolf: I'm not your wolf.

*Wario throws the boulder at the wolf.*

*Wolf huffs, and he puffs, and he blows the boulders back at Wario*

*Wario stands on the boulder as it goes up to the Seven Crows.*

Wario: HEH HEH HEH....

*Wario succeeds his destination, throws the crows off, and take his hat back. Unfortunately, it's has bird poo, but has the Crows' key. (I think he has 5 - 7 keys. I lost count.) Wario then enters the Fisherman and his Wife story. The fish already ate the key, which explains why his belly is glowing.*

Fish: Put me back into the water, and I will fulfill your request.

Fisherman: Well, my wife wants to upgrade our lifestyle. We're just poor and couldn't afford anything.

Fish: Just go home. It's already have been done.

*The Fisherman goes to his wife.*

OOC: You know how the story goes. Everything worked fine until she was asked to be God and ends up in the filth again.

Fish: Hahahaha! Pretending to be that magic fish works every time.

OOC: head --> desk. TUZL, didn't you read the Fisherman and his Wife?!

*The wife's house becomes a castle.*

OOC: I have. I've also read the original poem, and the first thing the Fisherman wished for was actually NOT a castle. He didn't wish for anything, because he needed nothing.

*Diretctor appears*

Director: Take 2. Action!

Fisherman: My wife needs to make her lifestyle more... addiquite.

Fish: Hmmm! Go home, and I'll see what I can do.

*The fish granted his wife a new lifestyle, which she got a new castle live and servants to serve.*

OOC: I can live with this. The stories here are messed up, anyway.

OOC: No, that was a fish pretending to be the magic fish.

OOC: He IS the magic fish... I think.

Wife: Surely being rich is good, but I want to be something better. I want to be the Pope!

Fisherman: But surely it helps our lives better.

Wife: TELL THE FISH TO MAKE ME THE POPE!!

*The Fisherman goes to the fish.*