Fairy Tale Storybook (Grimms' Fairy Tales)

Rumplestiltskin: Rumpy? It's Rumplestiltskin! Whoops!

Wario: OOOOOH Rumplestiltskin!! Wario has outsmarted you! Now it's crushing time!! *Grabs Rumplestiltskin and swings him around and around.*

*Rumplestiltskin throws up the box and disappears*

*Wario picks up the box.*

Wario: Now to look for more storybook idiots to help or pummel, depending whose side are they on.

*Big, Bad Wolf huffs, and he puffs, and he blows Repunzel's tower down*

Repunzel: EEEEEEEKKKKK!!!

Wario: Wait. Isn't that the wolf I beat up earlier?!

Big Bad Wolf: No, I'm a different wolf.

Wario: OK, wise guy. What can you do?

Big Bad Wolf: I can huff, and I can puff, and I can blow your house down.

Wario: Pfft!! Hah! My castle is much tougher than your breath, coyote!

Big Bad Wolf: I doubt that.

Wario: Oh yeah? Prove it.

*The Wolf huffs, and he puffs, and he blows Wario's Castle down*

*But it doesn't happen, seeing that Wario's Castle is outside the storybook.*

Wario: ...*grabs the Big Bad Wolf by the throat.* Do me a favor. Why don't you just blow those stupid pigs' houses down?!

Biig Bad Wolf: Already did. I ate them too. I also ate the old lady.

The Magic of Plot Holes causes Wario's Castle to be blown down anyway.

Wario: GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And you ate the key too!!! *grabs the wolf's tail and swings him around.*

Big Bad Wolf: I never ate any key.

Wario: Then where is the key?!

Big Bad Wolf: How should I know?

Wario: You're part dog, you sniff one for the key!

Big Bad Wolf: I ain't sniffing for no key.

Wario: ...*pulls out a duct tape and uses it to rip off the wolf's fur.* HAH!

*The Wolf huffs, and he puffs, and he blows the tape away*

The 7 Crows grab Wario's hat and fly off with it.