Starlight Planet and Nebular Colosseum (Original)

Twinkle: Somehow, Light has used a Kirby for a--

King Dedede: HUMAN SHIELD?! HA HA HA! THIS IS AWESOME!!

Escargoon: Hey, don't you think you need to be quiet? They'll hear you!

King Dedede: So?! We're in the bleachers, and they're in the arena! It's impossible!

Darkrai: Helllooo? I'm still here.

*A rather large Astro Red star falls on De De De, crushing him*

*Crunch grabs Darkrai and flees*

*Meanwhile*

King Dedede: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS KIRBY!!

OOC: I already said ALFREDA ALREADY ATE THE KEY!!

Astro Red: *Crushes another star on De De De* Kirbys. Plural.

Dim: *Blasts Astro Red, causing him to lose his ability*

Red: Hey! *Tries to get his ability back, but fails*

Karasz: GO LIGHT! I'M ROOTING FOR YA!!

Wario: Booo! You stink!

Karasz: >:C That's my wife you're annoying at.

Wario: You mean that overpowered light person is your wife?! Lucky..

Don Patch: *holds Yia Yia; PatcheS* Oh Yia Yia, don't you wanna say hi to the cute--

King Dedede: *grabs Yia Yia and breaks it; blows a raspberry*

Don Patch: *angry* YOU DESTROYED YIA YIA! YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER!!!

Escargoon: See, I told you ya not fit for kissin' some babies.

King Dedede: I'm the king! I can do whatever I want.

Darkrai: Why doesn't anyone notice me?

Guy: (@Darkrai) We do....Who are you?

Turbo Yellow: VROOM! *Charges into Dim, but misses and hits Duel Saber Kirby*

Mole Green: *Pops out and throws rocks at Light, who dodges most of them but is hit by one*

Twinkle: It looks like the Kirbys are having some difficult time with teamwork. Can they win this?!

King Dedede: NO! *shout at the Kirbies while pounding Gasser's and Beauty's head* LOSE ALREADY!!!!

Darkrai: *Shows Wikipedia article on him on the computer* That explain anything?

Guy: What's Wikipedia?

Gasser: HEY! Stop that!

Daul Saber Kirby: Alright, you guys get Dim. I can take on Light! *Slashes at Light And.....It's a hit!*

Light: OW! That stings bad......

King Dedede: Of course it hurts! What did you expect?! Candy and puppies?!

Bo-Bobo: *as a housemaid* HOW DARE YOU TRY TO HURT BEAUTY, SHE OWES ME A QUARTER!! *bashes King Dedede and Escargoon away with a vaccuum cleaner*

Beauty: Thanks Bo-Bobo.

Duel Saber Kirby: Down that quick? Woah...*Turns around* I DID IT!

Light: Fooled you! *Blasts Duel Saber Kirby, turning him back to regular Kirby and destroying the star*

Twinkle: KNOCK OUT! TEAM LIGHT HAS KNOCKED THE PUFFBALLS OF DOOM DOWN!

Karasz: Light won?! YEAH!! WAY TO--

King Dedede: The party just got started. BOX BOXER, GIVE THEM THE WELL DESERVED PARTYING GIFT!!

Karasz: ...O.o?

Jelly Jiggler: Yeah! *jumps down to the arena and acts like a yummy desert* Who wants yummy jelly?? It's fresh and delishious.

Karasz: Uh.. No. I looked at the expiration stick on his back and he's expired many years ago.

Jelly Jiggler: WHA?!? *sobs and wipes tears with Lucky Hankie* Oh my cover is blown!! I'm sorry!! Oho hooo hooo hooo hoo hoo!

*Box Boxer runs down and Crushes Kirby in the palm of it's.....Ear*

Karasz: WHAT IS THAT?!

King Dedede: ATTA BOY BOX BOXER!

Bo-Bobo: BWAH?!

Bubblun: O.o; Holy--

Chack'n: *scared* Chack??

Wario: What? What's my motivation?

Light: WOAH! *Blasts Box Boxer, but it has no effect*

Box Boxer: *Crushes the rest of the Kirbys*

*Karasz jumps out of the bleachers and protects Light*

Karasz: Stop!! If you're gonna hurt her as well, you're gonna have to go through me!

King Dedede: Box Boxer! Destroy that guy as well!

Box Boxer: *Turns around and begins focussing energy*

Bubblun: Oh I can't bare to look!

Box Boxer: *Shoots a HUGE Energy blast at Karasz and Light*

Light: Oh no....

*Music plays*

Light: Huh?

*Kirby is sucking up the Blast and turns into Fighter Kirby*

Kirby: *Punches Box Boxer like mad*

*Karasz gets up*

Karasz: Hmm Copy abilities eh? *throws his Power Sword at Red Kirby*

Red: *Sucks it up and Become Sword Red*

Sword Red: *Slashes Box Boxer*

King Dedede: WHAT?! BOX BOXER, DON'T LET YOUR GUARD DOWN!!---

Bo-Bobo: I don't like when you try to hit Beauty, and try to mess up the biggest tournament of all time!! If you really wanna fight so badly, why don't you enter here in the first place?! For that-- *points his Don Patch sword at King Dedede* I'm making you the king of Mars!