Starlight Planet and Nebular Colosseum (Original)

Beauty: Mars...I think you lost your brain there.

Box Boxer: *Shakes and explodes*

King Dedede: I can't be the king of Mars! What kind of idiots do you I would--

Bo-Bobo: Here comes the Martians!!

*3 aliens from Space Invaders appear above King Dedede*

Darkrai: That website with all the info. on everything.

Guy: What's a website?

Kirby: *Waves at De De De* Good bye De De De!

Darkrai: You are such an idiot... WILL SOMEONE ELSE HELP ME?!

King Dedede: Wait a minute!! I didn't agree with this!!

Bo-Bobo: Oh yeh? Then look at this! *whips out a contract signed by Dengaku-Man*

*the Space Invaders abduct Dengaku-Man away*

*Darkrai starts banging the bars. Meanwhile, Alfreda wakes up*

Alfreda: Oh HI!

King Dedede: I SURRENDER! *leaves with Escargoon*

*Meanwhile*

Crunch: Too late. Looks like there's plan B involved. HEY! YOU FAT DUDES ARE NO MATCH FOR MY MUSCLES!! YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?! BRING IT!!

Denagku-Man: I NEVER AGREED TO THIS! I thought I was signing A deal for me to get endless Chocolate!

*Alfred appears and throws Dooplisselle's cage (With Dooplisselle still fainted in it) next to the one with Darkrai*

Crunch: Look fat idiots, get Dooplisselle and Darkrai out of the cage or so help me I'm going to use a bomb to shove it down your throat!!

*Meanwhile*

Bo-Bobo: Too late! Have a nice trip!!

*A Space Invader ties Dengaku-Man with a balloon, which floats him away*

*A saw cuts around Beauty which drops her in like a trapdoor*

Bo-Bobo: BWAH?!

*Bowser Jr. is the one with the saw and ties Beauty up*

Bo-Bobo: *as a ballerina* OH DEAR! BEAUTY IS IN DANGER!!

Bowser Jr.: THAT'S FOR BEATING MY PAPA!! You're going to pay for that when I get rid of your teenage sidekick!! *picks Beauty up and flees out of the arena*

Alfred: Who's Dooplisselle and Darkrai?

Crunch: OH NO WONDER YOU TWO ARE SUCH IDIOTS!! I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN PASS FIRST GRADE!!

Alfred: What's 1st grade?

OOC: Am I doing a good job RPing these two? XD

OOC: Yes.

Crunch: AAAAAAAHHH! *beats up the Alfred Duo* LET DARKRAI AND DOOP GO OR SO HELP ME I'LL GRIND YOU INTO HOT DOGS!!

Star Spirit: O.o?! That's where Hot Dogs came from?!

Alfreda: But we don't know who they are!

Crunch: THEY'RE THE ONES YOU PUT THEM IN THE CAGE WITH!

Alfred: What's a cage?

Toad: Oh you know what, the Alfred Duo are the most stupidest people you ever seen. They're fat, lazy, and stupid at the same time.

Crunch: ....I'm gonna kill these idiots.

Darkrai: WOULD YOU JUST KILL THEM?!

Crunch: I was going to. *gets out his AK-47 and rapidly shot the Alfred Duo*

*They die, but don't go to the Underwhere.The key shoots out of them*

Darkrai: O_O Ugh... That's nasty...

*Crunch uses the key to unlock the cages*

Gasser: BEAUTY!

Dengaku-Man: *In UFO* The Aliens are my friends! We can save her!

Gasser: ABDUCTING ISN'T THE SAME AS IT USED TO BE!

Bowser Jr: *holds Beauty captive* You'll have to catch me to save your friend! HU HU HA HA HA HA! *runs out of the arena*

Crunch: O.o Holy--

Bo-Bobo: Nobody does that to Beauty and gets away with it! *rides a tricycle with Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, and Gaoh* We gotta catch up to that juvinille delinquant!

Bowser Jr: That's what you think, chumps! *throws Koopa Shells at Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, and Gaoh, which hits them and crashes to the trees; flees out of the topic*

Don Patch: Damage report captain?

Jelly Jiggler: Hmm... *looks at the report paper* Nope. No damage.