UVGC Welfare Center (Origional)

*Flippy tells Herman his name.*

Herman: Any Abilities?

*Flippy pulls out his bowie knife and... wait, what's this?*

Flippy: Huh? *sees the stabbed dead Koopa.* .....*facepalms.*

Herman: Okay... That'll be a $1950 Check Coming your way. *Gives the Check to Flippy* Don't mind the Body. I was thinking about buring it later.

*The Monty Mole Pops out of a Hole, Grabs the dead Koopa and Burrows out of the Topic*

Herman: Yet again! Maybe not! NEXT!

*Agent Daria is next in line.*

*Before Flippy leaves, he asks Fantasy Sr. about the dead Koopa.*

Fantasy Sr.: You mean the Retarded Koopa that was killed by some Dead eyed woman named Kotonoha? Look, it's best not to go too rough on Kotonoha and her actions, Green Bear. She's just a Lonely girl who lost her boyfriend. We have got to cheer her up somehow!

Flippy: Aww... *Asking about who did this to Kotonoha's boyfriend.*

Fantasy Sr.: What I've heard from her is that Sekei killed Kotonoha's Boyfriend. That's why she killed Sekei. Perhaps we could find the Way to cheer her up some how.

*Flippy replied, "Maybe so." He leaves the topic.*

*Fantasy Sr. see's the visions about Peach's and Daisy's Abduction*

Fantasy Sr.: Peach Toadstool and Princess Daisy has been Abducted again! this time both by Bowser!

*Interrupted by bad news, Daria Koopa becomes VERY Pissed.*

Daria: MY FRIKKIN EX-HUBBY IS AT IT AGAIN!! *Whips out her Gatling Arm and angrily turns around* HIS GAME IS OVER!!

Victoria: MOM! Mom! Calm down! We are not going to do anything about that plot.

Daria: What do you mean?

Victoria: The point is... Author Koopakirby doesn't want his plot interrupted.

Daria: *sighs* Oh crud that sucks.

Victoria: But I know someone who can do something about that plot. *Picks up her Cell Phone and Dials Mario's Cell Phone Number. then waits for the reply.*

Victoria's Cell Phone: We're sorry, but you phoneline is out of service.

Victoria: Looks like I have no choice! ROBert!

*ROBert Enters the Topic*

ROBert: Yes, Boss!

Victoria: You know how to Travel into dimensions, right.

ROBert: Yes! Every R.O.B. is a Dimension Traveler.

Victoria: Can you do a favor for me and inform Mario that Peach and Daisy have been kidnapped?

ROBert: Okay! I'll do my best!

Victoria: Okay! *Kisses ROBert on the Forehead*

*ROBert Dimension Travels out of the Topic*

OOC: I'm not doing this to interrupt the Plot; Mario just needs to be informed about Peach and Daisy's Abduction.

*Nutty jitters in the topic.*

Nutty: TAH HE HE HE HE HA HA HA HA HA HA HE HE HE HE!

Herman: Name?

Daria: Agent Daria Koopa

Herman: Any Abilities?

Daria: Well... I can--

Victoria: What are we going to do? They'll be trapped in the Collapsed Tower of Duplidemon FOREVER!!

Fantasy Sr.: Victoria, I do have a plan of escape from the collapsed tower. Don't worry about it.

Victoria: HOW!?

Herman: Okay Okay, Mrs. Koopa! I see you got the Point! Just take your Check and Leave! Next!

*Daria sits on the Couch waiting*

Daria: You know what? *Gets out of the Couch* We have no time! If Mario and Luigi can't find the Way out, we'll Rescue Peach and Daisy ourselves!

Fantasy Sr.: Actually, They DID escape from the Realm! I read the Vision!

Daria: To my point, I don't give a Crap! Come on! *Runs out of the Topic*

*Fantasy Sr. Walks to Pauline.*

Fantasy Sr.: Will you come with us, Pauline?

Pauline: Sure. What are friends for, Fantasy! Even though Peach and I are rivals at times, we are still childhood friends. *Leaves Topic*

Victoria: Go Without Me!

Fantasy Sr.: Why, Victoria?

Victoria: If Bowser finds out that I'm at his Castle... He'll kill me personally.

Fantasy Sr.: You have your wish! *Leaves Topic with Powser.*

Herman: Name?

Victoria: Victoria Von Koopa!

Herman: Any Abilities?

Victoria: I can use Guns and weapons I have invented, especially the Motorbot named "Techno-Kong". Crazy, Aint it?

Herman: Okay, Here's your 1999 Coin check. It's good to see you. You may leave now! Next!

*Victoria Leaves Topic.*

OOC: GODDAMN IT, YOU DIDN'T ASK!! >:C YOU FAIL.