Springfield (The Simpsons)

Seems Lava didn't have to give the telekinetic treatment to cutters. He and the Weasels enter.
<Lava> So, any idea how to find this space-stream machine?
<Jimbob> I know how! BLUEBERRY WAFFLES!
<Lava> ???
<Nar> I got a better idea! We'll collect the seven legendary Space Stones to return balance to the space stream!
Lava opens his GPDS.
<Lava> Or I can locate the space energy spikes with my GPDS.
<Nar> ...That will work, too.
Lava and the Weasels followed the energy spike signal. It was coming from the top of the Empire Earth Building.

Meanwhile, up there, Dr. Shnoz is toying with the space stream machine.
<Dr. Shnoz> Let's see, what shall I do first...?

*Meanwhile, Triumph still wont stop laughing at Powser's Gamble-Chess Machine.*

Powser: Can't anyone stop that son of a B**** from laughing at my Gambling Machine!?

Triumph: *Stops Laughing;Angry@Powser* Hey, How did you know my mom's a B****, stalker? You haven't even met her!

*Strong Bad and The Cheat comes out of the Krusty Koaster... Meanwhile, Sideshow Bob sneaks into the control room where Hans Moleman is controlling right now.*

Hans Moleman: Oh dear, I must've hit something wrong..

Sideshow Bob: *pulls out a piece of hard meatloaf, but was annoyed.* Well, there goes my lunch. But it's worth it. *Bashes Moleman down, knocking him out.* Now I'm in control now!! Now let's who's the victims I wish to torture? *sees the security cameras of the tourists.* Ah, even Bart's in it. Even better!!

*Back at the theme park, Wario is entering the Robot Pirate attractions.*

Robot Pirates: ARGH! AVAST YE SCALLY WAGS! ARGH! AVAST YE SCALLY WAGS!

*Wario hops out of the Krusty Boat and lands on the cave terrain.*

Wario: Good thing those bots can't leave their places.. *sees the treasure* WAH HAH!! *pulls out a bag* Just as I thought! REAL GOLD!!

*Triumph walks into the haunted mansion as Powser still stands there waiting for an opponent to arrive. And he sleeps doing so.*

*Strong Bad and The Cheat goes over to Powser.*

Strong Bad: Hey, they even got gambling games too!

Lava and the Weasels make it to where the Empire Earth Building is.
<Weas> So he's up there, huh...?

Dr. Shnoz set off a shock in the space stream, set out to affect Sideshow Bob and Wario in a most tragic manner. Robospaz is watching the camera feedbacks, especially the ones to the control room and the Robo Pirate Ride.
<Dr. Shnoz> Let's see what that does!

OOC: Wait, they're switching bodies??

<OOC> Nah, more like horribly disfiguring their figures and such. Whatever horrendous space-twisting altercation you can think of for them.

Wario: *looks at the figure with his disfigured look, thanks to Shnoz's scheme.* GRRR!! I swear I look beautiful, but something went wrong here!!

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Sideshow Bob: AHH! I have afro hair?! ....This is going to scar me for life. No matter. Let the carnage begin!!

*The Krusty-Bots are under Bob's control and start attacking the tourists.*

Homer: HEY! I thought you robots are supposed to be greetful!

Krusty-Bot: Thank you for coming Krusty's Krustastic Futuristic-- I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!

Bart: Eeep!!

Homer: EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! *flees with Bart.*

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Strong Bad: I thought robots are supposed to be nice! What is this? I, Robot?

Powser: Is it Judgement Day on Planet Earth already? *Turns the power off and folds up his Gamble Chess and Picks it up* I NEED TO EMSCRAY!! *Carries his Machine out of the Topic*

*Triumph gets out of the Haunted Mansion*

Triumph: Woah that is scary! *Sees the Whole thing* HOLY POOP!!

Homer: SAVE ME TALKING DOG!!!

Triumph: Perhaps I'll get the Bottom of this S***! *Walks into the sideshow Bob's location and Angrily see's Sideshow Bob* YOU!! PALMTREE N***ER!! YOU'RE BEHIND THIS S***!? WHAT THE HELL IS THE MEANING OF THIS!? *Growls and Barks at Sideshow Bob like a dog normally angrily does to a person.*

<Dr. Shnoz> Hear that, Robospaz? It's utter chaos down there!
Robospaz looks at the monitors.
<Robospaz> Uhhhhh, yeah. You made an ugly guy attractive, and changed that dude's palmtree hairdo to an afro. REAL threatening.
<Dr. Shnoz> Eheheh. I had it on low frequency. Let's up it!

Down at the Empire Earth Building, Lava and Mitri are startled at the many Krusty-Bots going berserk.
<Lava> Eep!!
<Mitri> This is horrible!
Just then, a space-stream pulse struck Lava and Mitri. Before either one knew it, Lava become tiny, and Mitri got taller.
<Mitri> OK, this is just ridiculous.
<Lava> Looks like space energy if ya ask me.
A Krusty-Bot looms over Mitri, but he whips out his flamethrower and smothers the Krusty-Bot with fire. It runs off, its parts ablaze.
<Weas> Then let's go to the top!
<Nar> But we're not supposed to go past these fences.
<Weas> Pfft. Who's gonna stop us? Certainly not park security.
They then noticed Jimbob, who has his head on his right arm, and his right hand on his neck.
<Jimbob> Check it out! I can headbutt by punching!

Sideshow Bob: SECURITY!!

*The Krusty-Bots beat up Triumph and kicks him out.*

Sideshow Bob: And I hope he better not bring rabies.

*Meanwhile, Strong Bad and The Cheat meets up with Homer and Bart.*

Bart: I think I know who's behind all this. Did you guys notice that widescreen TV over there?

*There is a widescreen TV of Sideshow Bob with the words, "IT'S MY PARK NOW!!"*

Homer: Sideshow Mel?

Bart: It's Bob, Homie.

Homer: *complains* AWW! All we want is to have a great time, but HE had to ruin the fun!! Not even a big yellow headed lizard can compete with that!

Strong Bad: That's it! I'm filing a lawsuit! This is supposed to be people friendly, not not people friendly!

Homer: And did anyone notice that one guy is skinnier?

*Wario comes out with muscular arms*

Wario: Ooh, I look sexy! Heh heh! *farts* And still got the gas!

*The Krusty-Bots are chasing the group.*

Homer: AHH! RUN AWAY!!

Bart: Aye Caramba! It's not just us who are going to get killed! Look!!

*Cuddles and Giggles are riding happily in Krusty's Tea Cup Ride. But was killed instantly when the Krusty-Bots showed them the element of surprise and death.*

*Krusty-Bots pulls out their flamethrowers and blows fire at Flaky and Sniffles.*

Lumpy: *sleeps on the cotton candy booth* ZZZZZZzzz.. Wuh?

Krusty-Bot: I'm going to KILL you!!

Lumpy: DAAAAHH!! *runs away, but accidently fell into Krusty's Tar of Fun; dies from drowning.*

Dr. Shnoz starts messing with all sorts of frequencies on the machine, distorting the physical forms of everyone in the theme park.

*Strong Bad becomes Stinkoman*

Stinkoman: WHOAA!! I just evolved into a hot guy!! SWEET!

*The Cheat becomes The Sneak.*

*Homer's head is donut shaped, ala Treehouse of Horror.*

Homer: Ooh! I taste yummy! *Eats a piece from his own head.* Mmmm.... Brain chunks.

*Bart becomes Stretch-Dude.*

Stretch-Dude: Whoa!! I'm Stretch-Dude!! Just what I need!

Stinkoman: We can't let that backstabbing maniac do this to us!! Let's get him!

*The five heads over to the Control Room.*

Sideshow Bob: O_O Uh... If this is about some sort of environmental chaos that involve messing around with space, I have nothing to do with...

*The five beats up Sideshow Bob and ties him up.*

Nar's face became normal (that is to say, no giant nose).
<Nar> AAAH! My game-sensing nose!
Weas turned into...Sapphire.
<Sapphire> Wow, they were right--Sapphire IS a clone of me! I don't feel much different, except...erm...
Sapphire sees her chest in much interest. Jimbob's left arm and right leg got swapped.
<Jimbob> Cool! Now I'm a rearranged action figure!
Mitri became a giant thundercloud demon. Lava became a gigantic light dragon, his helmet surrounding his whole head and half his neck.
<Thunder Mitri> Awesome! I should stay like this after we finish this quest!
<Sapphire> Let's just get up there...
Sapphire whipped out her P-Wing, and wings suddenly appeared on her back. She flew towards the top of the Empire Earth Building.
<Nar> Why not ride the dinosaur here?
Nar and Jimbob hop onto Dragon Lava's back. Dragon Lava then hovers into the air and floats to the top of the Empire Earth Building.

*MY five tourists are coming into Empire Earth Building.*

*Triumph Laughs at Sideshow Bob who is Tied up!*

Sideshow Bob: Oh you can kiss my ass you miserable mutt!!!

Triumph: Yeah! Yeah! You can Kiss my ass as well! I'm out of here, Side show Slob! *Leaves Topic*

Sideshow Bob: SIDESHOW SLOB?! *start cursing out loudly.*

Dr. Shnoz looks out the window and sees Dragon Lava, winged Sapphire, and Thunder Mitri flying up towards the top of the building, and Donut Homer, Stretch-Dude, Stinkoman, Triumph, and The Sneak coming from the ground.
<Dr. Shnoz> That's not in the plan! Robospaz, go greet the ones down there!
<Robospaz> If you say so...
Robospaz races downstairs towards Homer and co. while Dr. Shnoz toys with the space stream machine.

Dragon Lava flies closer to the top.
<Nar> We're gonna make it!
Suddenly, a jolt of space energy hits everyone, making Lava turn back to normal. Same with Nar, Mitri, and Jimbob. Sapphire gets turned into stone.
<Lava> Uh-oh.
<Sapphire> Thiff iff a five thinf.
All five fall towards the ground.

Nelson: Ha ha! You're stoned!!

*My five tourists barges in Shnoz's room.*

Stinkoman: Are you asking for a CHALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGE??!?! *fighting stance.*