Springfield (The Simpsons)

Subject: Re: Springfield (The Simpsons) Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:43 pm

*the lighting strikes the pigs*

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Cletus: Aw dawg gangit!

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*Strong Bad and The Cheat arrived and spotted the Androids Dungeon. The two entered.*

Strong Bad: Hey, are you the dork who knows about comics and stuff?

Comic Book Guy: Obviously. You may refer to me as a level 80 Dwarf Warlock, n00b.

Strong Bad: *shows "School Days" Manga to Comic Book Guy* Can you tell us what is the price of this book? And what's with all the gross stuff?! Did they do that on Discovery Channel?

Comic Book Guy: If my eyes betrayed me, you're looking at this book that conatins adult material. *shows one page about the "gnarly" parts.* Such as this one.

Strong Bad; STOP!! STOP!! CAN'T THEY MAKE IT GENERAL AUDIENCE?!

Comic Book Guy: Too late, as this was already published, and it was the most popular book in 2005. Now, for the price... *checks the pricelist.* Aha.... This book is still in good condition. So the price of this book is worth $50,000.

Strong Bad: F-F-F-F-F-FIFTY GRAND?!!

Thet Cheat: MEH??!

Strong Bad: The Cheat, if we sell this on eBay, WE'LL BE RICH!! We'll be taking whole dough TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON~ *takes the School Days manga back.* Thanks. But we'll be taking it back to the fat guy.

Comic Book Guy: Simpleton, didn't you say that you're going to sell it on eBay?

Strong Bad: He knows too much! Let's run, The Cheat! *flees with The Cheat.*

Comic Book Guy: Worst....Hentai Discussion....Ever.

Subject: Re: Springfield (The Simpsons) Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:03 pm

Tails Doll: *enters the topic and lightning strikes, nearly hitting the book Strong Bad has*

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Strong Bad: WAH!! What the heck was that?! *angry at Tail Doll* You almost cost me fifty grand!

Subject: Re: Springfield (The Simpsons) Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:08 pm

Tails Doll: [I will cost you your soul if you do not bow down to me and do my bidding.]

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Strong Bad: No offense, but I don't worship a childrens' doll.

Subject: Re: Springfield (The Simpsons) Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:11 pm

Tails Doll: *his gem glows red and the city turns pitch black, except for him, and he appears to be under a spotlight*

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Marge: I can't see a darn thing! Anybody got a flashlight?

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Mr. Burns: Oh damn it all. I bet I'm going to get blamed for shutting down the electricity and the sun.

Smithers: That's not you, Mr. Burns.

Mr. Burns: Then who had the right mind to turn the lights out?!

*Strong Bad is speechless.*

Strong Bad: Whoa, nice. Tell ya what, how about I buy you some pizza. No anchovies.

Subject: Re: Springfield (The Simpsons) Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:15 pm

Tails Doll: *his eyes are all that is visible, and Strong Bad is unable to look at anything else* [You wish to give me food? There is but one thing I eat.]

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Strong Bad: What?

Subject: Re: Springfield (The Simpsons) Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:18 pm

Tails Doll: *in Strong Bad's hands, there is a Sega Saturn and a copy of Sonic R, his book is under the Sega Saturn, his hands also appear to be under spotlights* [Souls.]

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*The Cheat uses a flashlight on himself and Strong Bad.*

Strong Bad: Thanks The Cheat. *annoyed at Tails Doll* You expect me to play a game with you? Look, I gotta sell this good book when a boy meets two girls and he ends up doing something one of the two girls like the ones you saw on Discovery Channel.. or mating season.

Subject: Re: Springfield (The Simpsons) Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:30 pm

Tails Doll: *the book is engulfed in flames, but doesn't burn* [If you don't get someone to play that game within one hour, I'll let the book burn.]

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Strong Bad: OK! OK! I'll play with ya!!

Subject: Re: Springfield (The Simpsons) Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:47 pm

Tails Doll: [What, and loose your soul?]

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Strong Bad: I rather keep my soul! I need it!!... *to The Cheat* THE CHEAT! TAKE THE BOOK AND RUN!!

*The Cheat took School Days manga away from Strong Bad and fled.*

Subject: Re: Springfield (The Simpsons) Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:54 pm

Tails Doll: [Defiance!] *The Cheat catches on fire* [Soon, the book will char.]

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*The Cheat throws the book again*

The Cheat: *runs around in pain* MEEEEEEEEEEHHHH MEEEEHHH MEHHH MEHHH!!!!!

*The book can't be burnt.*

Strong Bad: Fine, take my soul. But I warn you, my soul is not a happy soul.

Subject: Re: Springfield (The Simpsons) Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:58 pm

Tails Doll: [No. Give the game to another. I may have a use for you.]

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Strong Bad: Ok, but first, turn the lights back on. You know why?

*CRASH!!!*

Snake: Oooh, somebody is going to get killed for this. Nobody ruins Lil' Bandit.

Disco Stu: Disco Stu is screwed!

Subject: Re: Springfield (The Simpsons) Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:42 pm

Lakuta enters the topic and accidentally crashes into Strong Bad.
Random Unregistered Springfield Citizen: Hey, isn't that the wierd Lakitu I read about in the Big Book of Every CCRPG Post?
Other Random Unregistered Springfield Citizen: What was his name?
RUSC: Lakuta.
Lakuta: YES! IT IS I!

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Strong Bad: *to Tails Doll* Hey! Take his soul!! Mine is filled with fatty acids!

Subject: Re: Springfield (The Simpsons) Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:50 pm

*Springfield is normal*

Tails Doll: [Now.]

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*Strong Bad is doing what Tails Doll is told.*

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