The YouTube Realm

Unbeknownst to anyone, two figures follow them through the portal.

*Sizzle appears and attempts to steal Chris' Britney Spears collection.*

Sizzle: What? I'm more of a Christina Agulera kind of fan.

<Chris Crocker> STOP!!! She has two -beep- children...she misses her aunt...and her husband...her husband was just using her! She's a HUMAN!! LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! PLEASE!! *sobs*

Sizzle: SACRE BLEU!! Shut up you stupid annoying fan! I rather just bomb her house with my explosive dynamite.

<Chris Crocker> *sniff* Leave Britney Spears alone...right...NOW!! I mean it! If you have a problem with her, you deal with ME, because she has too much trouble right now!

Sizzle: Oh yeah? You and what army?

Chris Crocker just kept laying on his bed, crying really loudly.

Sizzle: He he he he. Nothing. You're just bluffing. HA HA HA HA HA!! *walks otu of the house with the stolen items.* Ho ho! Finally, le Sizzle is back and ready to steal the real valuables!!!

Chad Warden bumped into Sizzle.
<Chad Warden> Chad Warden here talkin' 'bout the PS Triple.

Sizzle: Ooh, that thing must be valubale. I must HAVE IT!!

A Sony rep passes by.
<Sony Rep> It'll be 599 US dollars. We also have Ridge Racer.
He waits a bit.
<Sony Rep> RIIIIIIIIDGE RACERRRRRRRR!!!

Sizzle: $600?! More like a big ripoff. However, I rather steal the prototype.

<Sony Rep> We also have a game based on actual ancient Japanese history. It has a giant enemy crab. You flip it over and attack the weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE.

Sizzle: .....Whoever came up with that stupid idea is going to be fired.

Voice: HEY!!

*A gigantic Sidestepper arrives*

Gigantic Sidestepper: HOW DARE YOU TRY TO MOCK THE SIDESTEPPERS!! COME ON BOYS, LET'S DESTROY HIM!!

*The Sidesteppers attack the Sony Rep.*

The Sony rep is trampled into the ground, and so is his PS3.
<Sony Rep> Ow.
<Chad Warden> Mayyyn, Nintendo don't know nothin' about gaming. Sony is all there in video games, yo! Ya don't get the ladies with the Wii, dawg.

Sizzle: Oh forget it. *steals the Sony Rep's clothes except his underwear.* I'm getting good at this though.

Nearby, a big volcano spewed a jet of water from the top of his head, and it landed on top of Sizzle, Chad Warden, and the Sony rep. This volcano is George, or Mr. Volcano.

Sizzle: WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT?!

<Mr. Volcano> Hello, Sizzle! I'm filling my water with volcanicity!

Sizzle: How do you know my name?! Answer me you big talking rock!

<Mr. Volcano> Oh, that Sony rep found out yer profile while yeh weren't looking. And he wrote it on a big sign that says "Sizzle is a meanie".
Sure enough, the weakened Sony rep was holding up a "Sizzle is a big meanie" sign.

Sizzle: *angry* Drat. I'll blow his head off when I have the chance.

Mr. Volcano quickly changes the topic.
<Mr. Volcano> Rain filters down through my handsome volcano rocks, which creates a wild mineral water, that grabs like by the conkers and rehydrates you 'til you shout "Come on, world, I'll have you for breakfast!"
He holds a big bottle of Volvic water to Sizzle.
<Mr. Volcano> Try some!

Sizzle: Oui. *drinks the bottle of Volvic.* Hmm.. I feel hydrated. I feel like I'm going to eat someone for breakfast... He he he he.. Or something.

Mr. Volcano then took a big lemon half and was squeezing it into his volcano-top.