The YouTube Realm

Alan: Oh yeah! COME ON WORLD, I'M TYRANNASAUROUS ALAN AND I'LL HAVE YOU FOR BREAKFAST! ROOOOOOAAAARR!!

<Mr. Volcano> Tha's right!
Mr. Volcano then erupts volcano-filtered water onto Makoto, purifying his wounds and soul as best as possible.

OOC: Yo dude, Makoto-Kun ain't here anymore.

OOC: Ain't ain't a word.

GRAMMAH NAZI, AWWWAAAYYY

<Mr. Volcano> ...Och. Now I feel like an' idiot.

Alan: If you excuse me George, I have to eat someone's parents.

<Mr. Volcano> ... ... ...
He then erupts with watery delight.
<Mr. Volcano> Well done to Revive!!!

*A stupid crane appear and steals the Volvic Revive from George.*

Alan: George? Uh... Your water is stolen by a crane.

Mr. Volcano immediately shoots down the crane with his water-gush attack. Meanwhile, with Chad Warden...
<Chad Warden> TRUE games, true games have a fady scent in the background, some fat jokes--BALLIN’! Sh--, n-not some of this...mad war sh--.

*Various video game enemies appear and glares at Chad. One of them tortures Chris Crocker by destroying Britney Spears dolls.*

Chris Crocker bawls even louder--so loud that an earthquake could be heard slowly opening.

*The video game enemies eat up Chad*

The rift in the ground from Chris Crocker's tantrum got so big, it broke open, making all the video game enemies (and Chad Warden) fall into it.

*Another present appears in front of the King of Hyrule.*

Harkinan activates it by jabbing a sword into it a la CD-i LoZ style.

*It was supposed to be a Super Happy Cake, but it's a Super Sad Cake.*

Super Sad Cake: BAAAHH HAHHH HAAH HAHH HAAHHH AHHH... SSSNIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF..... WUAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harkinan: Hmmm...OK, now Chris Crocker has a friend.
They take the Super Sad Cake to Chris's room, where Chris is once again ranting about why Britney doesn't deserve to be picked on.

*Hal and Jeff came into the topic.*

Hal: There's nothing better than watching viral videos.