The YouTube Realm

*A mail truck arrives.*

Lava Yosh Starlet wrote:

The King, Shopkeeper, and Mr. Volcano cheer.
<The King> Ohahahahaha! *swishes a goblet*
<Shopkeeper> Rope-rope-r-r-r-rope!
<Mr. Volcano> I'm the daddy now!!
<Chris Crocker> SHE'S A HUMAN!!
<Chad Warden> Maybe if the game was...um...WarioWare "Shove it up yo ass", 'cuz...

OOC: PLEASE. DON'T. CURSE!

OOC: Jeez! Calm down Zecronno!! It's just a minor bad word. No bad word is going to destroy the world, OK?

OOC: It's against the freakin' rules! I'm sick of people breaking the cursing rule and then just ignoring me whenever I tell them not to. From now on, whenever a person curses, I WILL WARN THEM.

Shopkeeper goes to the mail truck.
<Chad Warden> I don't care which console gets Final Fantasy, 'cuz Final Fantasy su--
The King hits Chad Warden on the head, knocking him out.
<The King> We don't need a warn, thank you. (What we need is to know what's for dinner, though.)

Disembodied Voice: Rick Rolls! They're what's for dinner!
Rick Astley comes back from the dead.

Rick Astley is normal to the YouTube realm, so nobody's really frightened.
<Shopkeeper> OK, but what's in the mail truck?

*Tyrannosaurus Alan appears and goes over to George.*

Alan: Raaaaaaaaaaaawwrr! Whatcha doin' Mr. Volcano?

<Mr. Volcano> Hello, Tyrannosaurus Allen! We just finished this annoying fight with the Subspace Army, and we're waiting for whoever brought the mail truck here to tell us what's in the mail truck.

*The mailman comes out with the package.*

Mailman: I got a package for.. umm... *reads* Chad Warden.

Allen (or Alan..): I was at South Africa eating alot of mammals, birds, and even humans!! I'm still parched! Got any new volcanicity?

Chad Warden gets up, rubbing the bruise on his head, and takes the package, seeing what is in it.

*It was a Piranha Plant and bites him in the head.*

Tyrannosaurus Alan: You still filling your water with volcanicity?

<Chad Warden> PSP's got GAMES. It's got...um...
<Mr. Volcano> AND making it taste good for the ladies.
The King is still thinking.
<The King> Hmmm...It's been a while since Link and Mama Luigi left. I sure hope all is well.

Tyrannosaurus Alan: George.. So swave..

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Piranha Plant: Your mother's sock collection?! YOU THINK YOU WOULD TRY TO OUTSMART NINTENDO?! YOUR PS CRAP IS OVERPRICED!!!

Tyrannosaurus Alan: Say something George! Don't tell me you run out of water!!!

<Mr. Volcano> *AHEM* Sorry. I was thinking. Anyways, my bird DO love their water with some flavor.
<Chad Warden> And then you got...X-Box, fans of the X-Box, fans of the X-Box 360...
<Chris Crocker> What you people don't realize is that she's making you all this money, and all you do is write a bunch of CRUD about her!

Alan: YOUR BIRDS??? You can't say that!

<Mr. Volcano> My birds. Look!
Various birds of various species are flying high above.
<Mr. Volcano> Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirds!

*Alan sees them.*

<Chris Crocker> Britney hasn't performed on stage in YEARS.

Alan: Shut up Chris, I'm Tyrannosaurus Alan and I'll eat you for BREAKFAST! *bites Chris.*

<Chris Crocker> *bawls*
<The King> (Things are...pretty normal here. But would that author PLEASE refer to me as Harkinan instead of "The King"?)

<OOC> Fine, Harkinan. I'll call you Harkinan.

Alan: By the way, did you go someplace recently?

<Mr. Volcano> Oy! Dinnae break teh fourth wall!

Alan: Why not?