U. Reeka's Laboratory (Origional)

Wrakling squeezes through the wall and lands on top of the elevator.

Meanwhile, a purple spacial abnormality (it's fancier than saying portal) starts to open near Alex. Curious, he turns to normal, lands, and walks up to it.

U. Reeka turns around and stares.

U. Reeka: DON'T TOUCH THAT!

Alex turns to Reeka.
Alex: Do you even know what this thing is?

U. Reeka: That is point. You can't just jump into a spacial abnormality all higgly-piggly like... you must analize it first!

Alex: Pfft. I found this place by randomly wandering from point A to point B and probably using portals. I don't see what's so bad about them...
An explosion erupts from the spacial distortion thing, which expands. Jinx, Mammoth, and (unfortunately) Gizmo walk out.
Jinx: *clearly bored* Attention. This is a stickup. Put your hands in the air and you will not blah blah blah.

U. Reeka: What is this "blah blah blah" you speak of?

Alex: I'm kind of curious also. Is that some new kind of dance that only happens when you put your hands in the air?
Gizmo: Shut up, dweeb-brain!
Alex: ... REAL creative.

U. Reeka: *to Gizmo* This is authorized personel only. Unless you can telll me why you here without using crazy dance steps not yet featured on Dancing with the Stars, I will swap your brain with whatever is floating in submersion tank # 415.

A Biomech eyes Reeka curiously.

U. Reeka: *to the Biomech* I'd like to see you memorize the list.

Meanwhile, Sonic jumps up.
Sonic: Was that an explosion?!

Jinx: It's quite simple really. We think the turtle thing has ties to the Teen Titans, so we're going to have him lure them to us.
Gizmo: Get it, pea brain?
There is a long and awkward silence.
Alex: Are you people insane?

U. Reeka: *to Gizmo* And you are calling me the pea-brain.

Gizmo: Can it, old...
Alex: Stop talking.
Jinx: Well, if you "can't remember" how to call them, we'll just jog your memory. Mammoth?
Mammoth charges at Alex.
Alex: Oh dear.

U. Reeka halts Mammoth with his MFT.

U. Reeka: *to Alex* Do as you please. Blood does not bother me.

Mammoth is knocked down, but quickly gets up, grabs Alex, and throws him into a wall.
Alex: *muffled* Ow.
Gizmo: HA! Serves you right, you...
Before Gizmo can finish the sentence, Alex makes an obscene gesture in his general direction.

U. Reeka takes out an old taser that has the name "Old Faithful" engraved on it and shocks Gizmo with it.

Gizmo makes a face commonly used in animes to express pain and falls to the ground. Meanwhile, Alex gets up and, in yet another of his many unwise decisions, gives Mammoth the "bring it" sign. Mammoth cracks his knuckles and charges again... but this time Alex leaps over Mammoth and Shell Shots him into a wall.

Gizmo then gets up, sprouts mechanical spider legs from his backpack, and also runs for Alex... who simply holds him a safe distance away with one arm.
Alex: You know, I've always wanted to find someone short enough to do this to.
Gizmo: Shut up, Dweebasaurus Rex!
Alex, taking this as a crack about how he is a turtle, bashes Gizmo against the ground before tossing him at Mammoth. Both are now piled against the wall as Jinx facepalms.
Jinx: You idiots can't do anything right.

U. Reeka: *to Jinx* You one to talk, you hire them.

Jinx: No, I just work with them.
Alex: Whatever. I'd like to see you do any better.
Jinx waves one arm in Alex's general direction. Purple waves come out and hit a table behind Alex, causing the wheels on the table to accidentally move towards Alex and hit him from behind, knocking him over.

U. Reeka: *sigh* I'm guessing I will be having to clean this all up once battle is over...

Alex gets up and runs towards Jinx, who sends more purple bad luck waves at him. The waves cause Alex to trip over nothing. Right before Alex can faceplant, Jinx kicks him in the face, sending him flying on top of Gizmo and Mammoth.
Gizmo: Watch where you're landing, snot breath!
Alex could say that doesn't make sense. Instead, he elbows Gizmo. Both Gizmo and Alex are thrown off by Mammoth, the former of the thrown being quickly grabbed by Mammoth. As Alex gets up and dusts himself off, he notices Mammoth running at him, trying to whack him by using Gizmo as a club. Alex simply steps to the side, dodging Mammoth's overhand swing.
Alex: You'd be much better if you didn't suck.

U. Reeka takes out his portable Sudoku and starts to play it, having no difficulty on the advanced levels.

Mammoth quickly turns and whacks Alex with Gizmo. The brat is a surprisingly effective weapon. Or maybe it's just Mammoth's strength. Either way, Alex is knocked back towards a computer and readies to grab onto it to steady himself. Jinx notices this and sends bad luck waves at the computer, moving it out of the way and short-circuiting it. Alex then crashes into a wall and falls on his face.

U. Reeka: That is it! No one messes with my computers!

U. Reeka fires a laser at Jinx and raises his polarity shield.

OOC: He does care, but isn't really the touchy-feely Angelo type.