Grand Canyon, Colorado (Real World)

GLaDOS: Not without your weapons you can't. Did I mention that I was going to fill this place up with Poisonous Gas? It will kill you, but, of course, will have no effect on me. Good luck.

*The Door shuts and locks. Gas begins to flood in through the vents. Suddenly, it touches one of her "eyes". It begins to spark and it falls off*

GLaDOS: I KNEW I should have gotten that fixed.

Serious Sam: DANG! I better not inhale. *grabs one part of GLaDO's eye and throw them in the recycling thingie, which crushes it.*

*The Lights die for a second then turn back on. The Monitors in the room start showing pictures of random things that switch to a new picture every half a second*

GLaDOS: Do-o-o yo-u-u-u thin-thi-think you can ki-il-il-ill me-e-e-e?

*A Missile Launcher Turret starts aiming at Sam*

*Serious Sam quickly makes the orange portal for the missile and the blue portal for the ceiling above GLaDOs.*

*The Missile hits GLaDOS, causing another one of her "eyes" to fall off*

Serious Sam: Walking back and forth won't work, so I'll use the faster way. *uses the blue portal beside the recycler and orange portal near the switch pod*

*He then grab GLaDOs' eye press the red button which opens up the recycler, grab the eye again and drops it in*

*The same thing happens. The Missile Launcher prepares to fire again. Time Is running out.*

GLaDOS: *insert funny, yet annoying, nags here*

Serious Sam: DANG!! *does the same thing like last time* *coughs*

*The damage caused another eye to pop out of GLaDOs. Sam did the same thing again.*

*This time, a machine gun fires at Sam. GLaDOS continues nagging*

Serious Sam: NRRRRGGH!! >_< That never happened in the game!! *ting* Aha!! *grabs the machine gun and points at GLaDOs, which she/it suffered multiple damage that drops the third and final eye*

*This Machine gun is attached to the floor. This doesn't happen.*

Serious Sam: Dang! *kicks the machine gun*

*A Banzai Bill cannon appears*

Serious Sam: AAAAAWWWWWWWWWW CRAP!!

*BLAST!!*

*Banzai Bill is heading towards to Serious Sam*

Serious Sam: That msut be the real surprise from GLaDOs!! *creates an orange portal, but bigger.*

*The blue portal pops out a Banzai Bill heading towards to GLaDOs*

*KABOOM!!!*

GLaDOS: Uhm che-ya rite

*A Giant Card-Board Cut out of GLaDOS falls down*

Serious Sam: Fine, let's stick with the rocket launcher then.

GLaDOS: Wait, why am I trying to kill you when the Gas is going to kill you, anyway?

OOC: Some bosses are so stupid in games. Like, if the person has several ways to kill you, why do they use moves that you can counter? For Instance: GLaDOS, Black Raven, Bowser in Mario 64. GLaDOS fires the missiles when the gas can kill you. Black Raven fires a dark ball at you that you can grab and use against him. Bowser has those Spikey-Ball things, when he can just kill you/knock you off the edge.

*Serious Sam felt weak*

Serious Sam: I don't have much strength left.. I better hurry...

*A rocket launcher appear and shoots Sam, but he does the same thing as the two methods. The third and final eye pops out of GLaDOs. Serious Sam does the same thing. Hopefully it'll defeat GLaDOs*

*Meanwhile, Trang is getting worried that Serious Sam will never make it.*

*Suddenly, the gravity freaks out. Everything begins to fly upwards. Serious Sam is knocked out. When he wakes up, he finds that his lying on a pie of rubble with a piece of the Gravity Gun in front of him. A Flaming Sign reads, "Aperture Scie". The rest was burning. Suddenly, The Companion Cube Lands In Front of Sam, slightly burned. A Giant Piece Of metal crashes behind him. GLaDOS's Orange Eye lands on top of the Companion Cube*

Orange Eye: Wheee! That was fun!

OOC: Remember how GLaDOS's eyes could talk? The Orange eye was the eye that was happy and good. So don't expect any problems from it.

IC:

*The Orange Eye looks down at the Companion Cube*

Orange Eye: Oh! You're safe! I was worried! ...

What's that? Oh! You want to say thanks to Sam? Okay! Companion Cube Says Thanks for saving us from that Meanie GLaDOS!

*There is a Power Star appear aside from the Companion Cube*

Serious Sam: ...*wakes up.* Urgh.... Where am I...?

Trang: SAM!! *Runs to Serious Sam* Oh my god, you're alive!!!

Serious Sam: Whoa.. *noticed he still have the Portal Device and his weapons back.*

Trang: Wait till I tell Karasz about this..

Serious Sam: OH YEAH!! Nothing can defeat the power of Serious!! Oh, Trang? *shows Companion Cube and Orange Eye* This is my new friends.

Trang: *runs to Orange Eye* Aww, you poor thing. *pets Orange Eye*

OOC: XD I said Gravity Gun. I'm getting mixed up with Half-Life...

IC:

*The Orange Eye looks happy. Suddenly, the Portal Device begins to spark and it deactivates.*

Serious Sam: *drops the Portal Device*

Trang: We better go to Copper Town. My friend lives there. *leaves with Serious Sam who holds both Companion Cube and Orange Eye*