Grand Canyon, Colorado (Real World)

Serious Sam: *looks at the Companion Cube* Hmm. *creates a blue portal on the ceiling where the Energy Ball is, and makes an orange portal below the Companion Cube*

*The energy ball is surrounded by steel wall; wall that portals can't be treated on*

Serious Sam: If I had my weapons back, I blow that thing apart!! There has to be something I can get past with this block.

Voice: USE THE DANG CUBE, ALREADY! IF YOU PUT THE CUBE IN FRONT OF YOU IT WILL DEFLECT THE ENERGY BALL! GOOD LORD!

Serious Sam: *does so with cube* (Remind me to shut that talking bot out of her misery.) *enters the next room.*

OOC: Karasz, looks like we're on opposing teams for the whole Christmas thing on BM. This'll be fun.

IC:

*Boocronno can't think of what this test should be.*

OOC: May the best team win. *handshakes Zeccy*

*The caged Luma is far away from Serious Sam from low to high pillars surrounded by lava*

Serious Sam: AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW CRAP!!

Luma: Help...

OOC: *handshakes*

IC:

*There is a key floating in the lava. If the key isn't reached soon, the Luma is doomed forever*

Serious Sam: Dang, not even portals can affect the lava.. Wait, can it?

Voice: Remember what I said before? Think outside the cube? Maybe now you should think On top of the box. Cube. Thing.

Serious Sam: *pushes the Companion Cube to the lava, which is immune to it; jumps and lands on the companion cube, trying to balance.* Cube, don't fail me now!! *grabs the key, creates the blue portal near the Luma and the orange portal near Serious Sam.*

*Serious Sam enters the orange and comes out of the blue, unlocking the cage*

Luma: Thank you for freeing me! I'll take you to the next room! TRAAAANSSSOOORRRRRM!! *transforms into a Spring Star, which Serious Sam launches himself to the next room.*

Voice: You have now completed the Companion cube portion of the test. Please drop it into the incinerator to be recycled.

*A hole in the ground opens up*

Serious Sam: Oh well, nice knowin' ya Cubie. *throws the Companion Cube into the incinerator*

*The hole closes*

Voice: Now for the final test. I cannot help you with this one. Goodbye.

Serious Sam: So much for Ms. Helpful *enters the next room, which is the final test*

*There is no light for some reason. Suddenly, you hear holes open up in the floor in front of you.*

Voice: Just to let you know; the walls in this a steel. The floor isn't. Well, at least in the areas that don't have holes. And that isn't helping you.

Serious Sam: Luckily I have this. *whips out a flashlight, pointing at the floor*

*There is barely any floor left. If there is, it's the size of a pea.*

Serious Sam: *slaps his head* I knew it.. I KNEW IT!!! I'm going to have a serious talk with that robot chick one of these days.

Voice: I can hear every word you are saying. Please note that-

*The Voice's sound gargles so what she is saying is impossible to understand. Lights flicker on and off. Suddenly everything goes back to normal.*

Voice: -H, Wait, I'm not supposed to be helping you.

Serious Sam: Too late!!

*There is a Bee Mushroom floating in front of Serious Sam. He grabs it, transforming into Bee Sam. He flutters across the big hole and reaches to the exit.*

Serious Sam: OH YEAH!! Alright woman, a deal's a deal. Now show me the reward, now!

*Meanwhile, Trang is looking worried about Serious Sam.*

Trang: Please come back in one piece..

Voice: How the heck did you get a Bee Mushroom? They don't exist in real life, Einstein! And plus, there was no way out, stupid! I locked you in there! HA-HA-HA.

*The Room begins to shrink, pushing Serious Sam (who loses his Bee Mushroom, thank you very much) towards the holes*

Voice: I never mentioned a prize either. And you know too much. Goodbye.

*At the bottom of the holes are spikes. That is...except for one*

OOC: There's no such thing as shrinking rooms, Companian Cubes, etc either. *shot*

Serious Sam: I gotta get out of here!!! *noticed a hole without spikes.* Bingo! *jumps in the spikeless hole* So long, sucker!! *enters the Hallway* That cybernetic wuss is going to feel the wrath of Serious Sam!! And this time I'm more serious!! *moves through the hallway*

Turret: I see you.... *tries to shoot Serious Sam, but missed.*

Serious Sam: You won't be seeing anyone when I find a weapon!! And I just found one!! *obtains a chainsaw and cuts the Turret in half*

Turret: Goodbye... *explodes*

OOC: Half your post doesn't happen, because Sam's weapons were taken away.

*There is a door at the end of the hall. It is locked.*

Voice: What? What do you think you are-*insert static and garbled speech*

10 seconds later...

Voice: Con-cong-congratulatio-tions. You have completed the final test. You even thought I was going to kill you! Ha! Now, please set the gun next to you and lie on the floor on your stomach so that a representative can come pick up the gun and escort you to the party. And then there will be cake.