Grand Canyon, Colorado (Real World)

Serious Sam: Cake? Finally, somebody remembered my birthday. Ha ha ha. *noticed the graffiti* What..?!

Graffiti: THE CAKE IS A LIE! THE CAKE IS A LIE! THE CAKE IS A LIE!!

Serious Sam: (What?! You mean she's lying?! Then all of this test nonsense was just a hoax after all!!!)

Graffiti: *points at the key to the door*

Serious Sam: (The bot is mine.) *grabs the key* Oh, what flavor is the cake, actually?

Voice: Chocolate with Vanilla Icing! Hey! What did you just grab?

Serious Sam: A lucky penny named "Key!" *unlocks the door and barges in where GLaDOS is in* Heeeeeeeerree's SAMMY!!

*GLaDOS isn't in this room. There are several turrets. The room is very rusty and not well kept, unlike the rest of the lab.*

Voice: Congratulations. You just did my work for me.

Serious Sam: Ooooh.. Shut up! *shoots the orange portals at the Turrets and the blue portal to the wall.* INCOMING! *ducks behind the steel block.*

*The Turrets shoot themselves and fall over. There is a beat up stairwell behind them*

*Serious Sam noticed another graffiti that involves the Companion Cube*

Graffiti: The cube was the only friend I had. And I had to kill him just to proceed the next test...

Serious Sam: Eww! What kind of sicko would fall in love with a cube!?! *notice teh stairs* You got to be kidding me. *shoots the blue portal on the wall in front of the exit and enters the orange and pops out of the blue, entering the exit*

*There is a fork in a road. One side goes underwater and one is filled with lava. There is metal siding by the lava, so you have to rely on his jumping skills (If he has any). The Water Goes on longer, however, so he has to rely on his breath-holding skills (if he has any).*

Serious Sam: Hmm.. Oh well, I rather take serious difficulty anyway. *heads to the lava path, and uses his excellent jumping skills from one wall to another. He makes it to the exit*

*There is thick glass that is blocking your way. There has to be a way around it...*

Voice: Where are you? I can feel you...

Serious Sam: Dang! And I can't use weapons because this facility didn't allow it!

*A rocket-bot appear and spots Sam*

Serious Sam: WHOA!! *dodges as it fires the missile, destroying the glass* You are one stupid bot!! *jumps over the rocket bot and goes to the exit*

*There are deactivated turrets all over. There are infra-beam all over that, if touched, will activate the turrets. The Problem is they are impossible to see unless you are right on top of them*

Serious Sam: Not even invisibility will get me out of this mess. There is an exit just away from the beams.

*Portals, when shot past the lights, also activate the beams. Be careful.*

Voice: I know you're there...Did I say that the Cake was Choclate with Vanilla Icing? I meant it's DEATH with BLOOD icing!

Serious Sam: That bot is banned from cooking! Ha ha ha ha! Now, I gotta find something that can trick the beam.

*Sam notices a piece of glass on the floor from the previous room*

Serious Sam: BINGO!! *grabs the big piece of glass and uses it to avoid the infra-beam; heads for the exit*

*Sam realizes that one piece may not be enough.*

Serious Sam: Dang! *brings more pieces of glasses and put them together. THEN ues it to avoid the infra-beam*

*Sam doesn't notice himself touching one close to the floor.*

Turrets: ONLINE. TARGET FOUND.

*The turrets fire at Sam*

Serious Sam: *takes damage* NNRGGH! >_<; Nobody shoots Serious Sam! Seriously!! *uses the Portal Device and picks up the Turret while it shoots the others, knocking them down.*

Turret: PUT ME DOWN.

*The turret falls out of Sam's grip*

Turret: AAAAHHHH.

*The Turret shoots in random directions*

Turrets: SHUTTING...DOWN.

Serious Sam: Oh yeah, you better. Now it's time for my final challenge with the big bot herself!! *enters the next room.* Hopefully it's her room.

*GLaDOS is in this room. I shouldn't need to describe the room for you. Unless you ask.*

GLaDOS: I knew you'd find me. Why'd I make that hole lead to my room? Anyway, nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag.

Serious Sam: *snores; then wakes up* Stop it, you're boring me! Alright chump, you tricked me into believing that there's cake here. And you lure unexpecting people into doing tests before their fate! Well this time I'm going to blow your circuits apart. SERIOUS STYLE.