Barn Boy's Barnyard (Conker's Bad Fur Day)

Conker: Erm...
Conker turns to Marvin.
Conker: YOU! MOUSE! Pretend that he's cheese and start eating him!

The T-0 slices the missle in half, then repeatedly slices Snake with buzzsaws. Meanwhile...
Marvin: No! You exploded me! Why should I listen to you?

Alice:Oh..He's the bad guy...*Slices him with the Beam katana*

OOC:Note:
Beam Katanas slice through hard metals.

OOC: Dude, I registered him first.

Marvin: Why? You exploded me in the first place.

OOC: Whoops. My bad, Karasz.

IC:

The Beam Katana goes through the T-0.

OOC: Note:
Liquid isn't hard.

Conker: It wasn't my fault you were so darn greedy!

Jack: Yeah. It was your fault for--

Jack's wife: AAAAAAH!! *jumps and lands on Jack*

Jack: NOT AGAIN!!!

Marvin: It's my fault that I pass gas?

Conker: JUST PRETEND HE'S CHEESE AND EAT HIM!

Alice:*Does a 100 combo slash to the T-0*

OOC: Note:
Beam katanas slice through anything.

Marvin: Oooh! He's made out of cheese?! Mmm!! *Devours T-0* That was yummy!

Alice:Hey!I was still comboing that!

Jack: You fatass! Look what you just--

*Marvin passes gas.*

Marvin: Excuse me!

Toniyo: That is nasty.

OOC: Better wait for Alex to post.

OOC: *Glares at Karasz for not following his own advice*

IC:

The T-0 bursts through Marvin's chest a la Alien.

*Marvin dies.*

Conker:...Well, I'm out of ideas.

Toniyo: Ok.. plan B.. RUN!!!

*Toniyo and Karasz Jr. flees.*

Snake: *tries to repair his codec.* I hope Hal has got the information on that thing.

Alice:Im not.*Does a super charge on the Beam katana which infuses it with the energy of Freezing ice. Then slashes T-0 With the now Freezing Beam katana*

OOC:
Note:
Cold stuff freezes Liquid

Toniyo: Alice, that's a great idea!

Snake: No.. It's not. Even though he's frozen, he can defy the laws of physics by melting itself.

Having learned from the T-1000, Skynet engineered the T-0 with a temperature control module thingy that prevents it from boiling or freezing.

Snake: Told you.

Conker: How about we go back to running?

*Karasz Jr, Toniyo, and Snake does so.*

As do Conker and Franky.

Alice:*Runs*

Toniyo: As soon as we come up with something that can defeat that thing, we have to avoid that metallic monstrosity as soon as we can.