Barn Boy's Barnyard (Conker's Bad Fur Day)

*Haybot appears behind Alice and slaps her, knowing that he finds this offensive.*

Haybot: Buff you, asshole!!! *hops away*

Do not push, off, self destruct... same basic concept, and the T-0 has none of those buttons.

Conker: So does anyone here have a time machine?

*A Time machine appears as three time traveling mariachis come out and play their guitars, doing the mexican band.*

Karasz Jr: Oh... dear. *enters the time machine with Snake and Toniyo.*

Snake: Well, that's close enough. I'm sorry, mariachis, but we need the time machine anyway.

Time Traveling Mariachi: Que?

The T-0 hacks the time machine to pieces.

Toniyo: LEAVE US ALONE!!!

T-0: Not unless you come with me. You will likely not live, but I will "leave you alone".

Toniyo: Why? What do you want from me?!

T-0: You.

Conker: So you want him from himself? Isn't that poor grammar?

T-0: Negative. Someone can give you a Jack Daniels, so you have a Jack Daniels from them. Is it not possible for them to give themselves to you, meaning you have them given to you by them?

Conker: Ah, well in that case...
Conker shoves Toniyo towards T-0.
Conker: He accepts your offer!

The T-0 sprouts a tentacle from his chest and uses it to grab Toniyo.
T-0: You, the pitchfork, and anyone else I catch will come with me as well.

Conker: Uh...how low is our chance of dying if we come with you?

T-0: There is an 87.526409123039 percent chance you will die.

Conker: And if we DON'T come with you?

T-0: The chance increases to 99.9 repeated percent.

Conker: I think me and the pitchfork will come with you. Not sure about the others.

Two more tentacles sprout and grab Conker and Frankie.

Snake: Got my codec fixed.

*Too lazy to use the codec thingie.. Colonel is on via codec.*

Snake: Colonel, we have a serious problem..

Colonel: ...

Snake: Colonel?

*Colonel is nothing more but a talking cardboard cutout. It falls down.*

*Lumpy is on via codec*

Lumpy: Huh?

Snake: I forgot. He was nothing more but an AI..

Lumpy: *waves*

Snake: Go away. *signs off; points his AK-47* Drop the prisoners, NOW!

T-0: They agreed to come with me. Well, the first one didn't, but the king was travelling with him, and the king sent him to me, so technically he did agree.

Snake: ...

Karasz Jr: Uncle..

Toniyo: Nephew!! Go get your Dad!! RUN!!!

*Karasz Jr. and Snake runs away*

T-0: You three will do just fine.
While still holding Conker, Toniyo, and Frankie, the T-0 hops in another conviniently placed truck and drives towards the topic exit.

Ron and Reg watch all of this.
Ron: You guys suck!
Reg: Yeah, you suck!
Ron turns to Reg.
Ron: STOP COPYING ME!

Copying Machine by Ron: Yeah, stop copying him!
The T-0 drives out of the topic to Cyberdyne.