Barn Boy's Barnyard (Conker's Bad Fur Day)

*Haybot crashes in the barn.*

Haybot: So, my arch nemesis is missing.... Good... Time to wander around.. aimlessly.

Franky re-enters the topic.

*Haybot glares at Franky.*

Franky stabs Haybot in the eyes.

*Haybot is burning. He scans on Franky.*

Haybot: BUFF YOU, @#$%HOLE!!

Franky: No need to be so rude!

*Haybot jumps up and squashes Franky down repeatidly.*

Franky holds his sharp end up.

*Haybot jumps out of Franky in pain.*

Haybot: MY BEAUTIFUL STOOLIEZ!!! *cries uncontrollably.*

Franky stabs Haybot again.

*Haybot is on fire...BADLY. He breaks out of the barnyard and gets in the lake.*

The water starts rusting him.

*Haybot jumps out of the lake and he looks at himself. Angered by all this, he returns to the barnyard and glares at Franky.*

Haybot: This barn ain't big enough for the two of us.

Franky: So how about you leave?

Haybot: No.. I have a better idea. *glares at Ron and Reg.*

Ron and Reg run out of the barn.

Haybot: Now, we're roommates...FOREVER!!

Franky: That sounds like a crappy sitcom.

*The camera crew arrives and start film in their latest TV show, "The Odd Barnbuddies"