Barn Boy's Barnyard (Conker's Bad Fur Day)

Ron:...You know, I think I take back what I said earlier.
Reg: Yeah, and I never agreed with him! Nope!

The stab goes through "Marvin", who takes no notice and continues beating Toniyo against the wall.

Conker and Franky just stare this scene.

*Toniyo picks up "Marvin" and throws him away*

Toniyo: FREAKIN' RAT!!

OOC: How could he do that when "Marvin" is holding him by the neck?

IC:

Physics Nazis turn back time to before Toniyo threw "Marvin" away. Speaking of the rat, he continues beating Toniyo against the wall.

Conker walks up to "Marvin".
Conker: 'Kay, that's enough beating him, Marvin. Your...uh...king commands you to let him go.

"Marvin"'s head rotates 180 degrees to face Conker.
"Marvin": You are no king of mine.
"Marvin" forms back into the T-0.

Conker: GAH!
Conker jumps back at this.

T-0: But if you insist I stop...
The T-0 tosses Toniyo to the ground and pulls the Dark Cannon out of his chest, aiming it at him.

Karasz Jr: UNCLE!! *slashes "Marvin" like crazy.*

The T-0, no longer Marvin, is unaffected by the slashes and blasts Toniyo with the Dark Cannon.

Conker gets out his frying pan and charges at T-0.
Conker: Something tells me this is going to be a futile effort, but meh.

*Toniyo dodges the attack.*

Toniyo: That cannon is dangerous!!

T-0 turns to Toniyo and tries blasting him again.
T-0: You cannot dodge forever.

*Toniyo keeps dodging*

Toniyo: Yes I can, and you can't stop me!

The T-0 extends his neck to wrap around Toniyo, keeping him still, then blasts Toniyo with the Dark Cannon.

*Toniyo is turned into a trophy.*

Karasz Jr: No!!!

*The REAL Marvin arrives.*

Marvin: *farts* Anybody got some cheese?

Conker grabs Marvin and throws him at T-0.

Marvin: AAYEE!!

The T-0's neck unstretches as he moves out of the way of Marvin and tries blasting Conker with the Dark Cannon.

Conker: Ah, crap.
Conker is hit and turned into a trophy.

The T-0 then turns to Karasz Jr. and tries blasting him with the Dark Cannon.

Karasz Jr: *dodges* YOU'LL GOING TO PAY FOR THIS! *Transforms into Light Karasz Jr.* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! *Slashes T-0 rapidly.*

The sword gets stuck in and pulled into the T-0.
T-0: I am made of liquid metal. Your puny blade will have no effect.

*Karasz Jr. backs away from T-0.*