Barn Boy's Barnyard (Conker's Bad Fur Day)

The T-0 aims the Dark Cannon at Light Karasz Jr.
T-0: You can come quietly or I can follow you to the ends of the earth.

Franky hops up to Karasz Jr.
Franky: I'd suggest you do what he says, young'un!

T-0: Your time to decide is up.
The T-0 fires the Dark Cannon at Karasz Jr.

Karasz Jr: AHH!!--

*Somehow, a missile flew in and takes the blow, turning it into a trophy.*

Karasz Jr: ... What?

*Snake appears, hoving down with his Cipher.*

Snake: Looks like Cyberdyne isn't done yet... *whips out his missile launcher and blasts the Dark Cannon, destroying it.*

*Karasz Jr. runs to Conker and Toniyo and taps their stands, becoming normal.*

T-0: Hmph. Fine. I shall destroy you all instead.
The T-0 turns his hands into spinning buzzsaws.

Conker sees this.
Conker:...Couldn't you have left me as a trophy?

Karasz Jr.: *to Conker* You rather quit than fight? No! The king would never give up. Kings are supposed to be strong, lionhearted, and brave! And you're just going to end your game already? Have you ever heard of the phrase, "heroes never quit?" You can't quit! Therefore, you must fight back!!

Snake: Bring it.

Toniyo: What happened....??








*Otakon is on via codec.*



Snake: Otakon, I just found out that Cyberdyne isn't done dying yet. They have a powerful, yet almost godly T-Model series I have encountered.



Otakon: Oh, I was afraid it would come to this. Snake, you're fighting a T-Zero.



Snake: T-Zero?



Otakon: They are one of a kind killing machines. Like the T-1000000, their body is pure metallic liquid. And he more like a weapon other than a fighter.



Snake: Did you find out what is he vulnerable from?



Otakon: Not yet. I'll have to look it up on their data. Maybe it'll help you with the situation.



Snake: Got it.



*End transmission.*

The T-0 extends his arms and slices apart Snake's codec, transmitter, or whatever it is, making it useless.

Conker: No, that's something made up by fairy tales. Most kings sit on their thrones while their armies do the fighting. But I'll fight regardless.

Karasz Jr: Thanks.

Snake: No!! My codec!! Now I can't get the weakness..

Toniyo: How are we suppose to defeat him?! Where's the weakness?!

The T-0 slices the group repeatedly with his buzzsaws.

*A note warps and lands in front of Toniyo*

Note:

Alice,

I'm going to help out my friends... This is very important, so listen. The Subspace Army are a group of monsters who will stop at nothing to turn people into trophies, and they are trying to bring the location, including where you live, to Subspace. Whether you like it or not, you have to help us... Please.. Do it for me...

~Toniyo

This by Alice: Yeah well im gonna need another beam katana for that

~Alice

Conker: Well, unless someone here wants to drink it...

*Alice enters the topic and readies her Beam Katana*

Alice:Im here..Did i miss anything?

Karasz Jr: No.

*Toniyo slashes T-0*

The sword gets stuck in and absorbed into the T-0.

Alice: You should treat your aunt more nicely! Now what am i supposed to do you little brat?

Conker: There's only one thing that can save us!...A CONTEXT-SENSITIVE PAD!
Conker starts looking for one.

Alice:*Points Beam Katana at context-sensitive-Pad*
There ya go Conker.

The ones in the barn won't give Conker anything that helps.

Snake: A Contect-Sensitive Pad?

Toniyo: *angry at T-0* You son of a b!tch! You stole my sword!!!

*There is a Context-Sensitive Pad behind the barnhouse*

OOC:'cept knives and flamethrowers

Conker:...Never mind, then.
Conker whacks T-0 with his frying pan.

OOC: Let us see... the T-Models in general are pretty much immune to edged weapons, as Toniyo and Karasz Jr. found out. A T-1000 can walk through fire and survive a truck's explosion with no problems. The T-0 is a really advanced model. Do you think either will work?

The frying pan also gets pulled into the T-0.
T-0: I barely have to do anything and I can still win against you fools.

Snake: Die! *pulls out a missile launcher and blasts T-0*