Barn Boy's Barnyard (Conker's Bad Fur Day)

Karasz Jr: Sorry Mr. Pitchfork.

Ron: Hey, Franky, you should totally kick his ass!
Reg: Yeah, kick his ass! Heh heh!
Franky: No way, fellas! My ass-kicking ways are behind me!

Karasz Jr: *angry at Ron* Watch it, buckethead!

Ron: HEY! Don't talk to your superiors like that, you punk kid!

Karasz Jr: Oh yeah? Your mother was a toilet, and she named you "potty-mouth!"

Ron leaps onto Karasz Jr.'s face.

*Karasz Jr. grabs Ron and throws him away.*

Karasz Jr: So, Mr. Pitchfork, what's your name?

Franky: Franky. So what brings you two here, anyway?

Karasz Jr: Well, we needed your help because a great evil is about to bring the locations to Subspace. You look strong, so maybe you can help us out?

Franky: Erm...I...suppose.
Conker: *Sarcastically* Yay. *Not Sarcastically* Now let's get out of this dump.

*The Hays are looking sad.*

Conker turns to the Hays.
Conker: And what's wrong with you guys?

The T-0 enters the topic, disguised as Marvin the Gassy Rodent and carrying the Dark Cannon in a chest cavity.

Hay: What are we going to do without him? Haybot just upgraded himself to V.2.0

"Marvin" heads for the barn the Hays are in.

Conker: Then we'll beat the crap out of him before we leave.

"Marvin" enters the barn.

Karasz Jr: O_o Wha-- What's that rat doing here?

Hay: Marvin never looked serious before. Did he quit eating the cheese?

Ron: He probably has diarrhea!
Reg: Yeah, diarrhea! Heh heh!

Terminator-Vision:
Look up files on diarrhea.
>>>Searching...
>>>Found.
>Diarrehea: A condition in most mammals where they lose control of their bowels and bodily fluids. Insensitive people use this as a term to make fun of people they don't like.
>>>Response list:
>Hello.
>How are you.
>That's nice.
>Goodbye.
>See you.
>Go away.
>Interesting.
>*bleep* you, @$$hole.
>*bleep* you.
>You suck.
>>*bleep* you, @$$hole.
>>>Response selected.
"Marvin": *bleep* you, @$$hole.

Karasz Jr: Why you little. *pulls out his sword.*

*Toniyo arrives and spots "Marvin"*

Toniyo: Waht-- *sees the Dark Cannon* GUYS! LOOK OUT! *Slashes "Marvin"*

Karasz Jr: O_O;;

OOC: He can't see the Dark Cannon. It's hidden in a chest cavity.

Ron: Why you...I oughtta beat you up for that! But...uh...erm...I'll just let that crazy guy attack you instead!

"Marvin" walks up to Toniyo, grabs him by the neck, and beats him against the wall while choking him.

Toniyo: NEPHEW! DO SOMETHING!!

*Karasz Jr runs up to "Marvin" and stabs him.*