The YouTube Realm

*Clippit appears behind Rick Astley*

Clippit: It looks like you're trying to win a battle. Do you need help?

The Clippit is talking to nothing, as Rick Astley spontaneously combusted before Lava could call him a haxxor.

The King laughs merrily and gives his wine goblet a gentle swish for no real reason.
<Mr. Volcano> BREAKFAST!

*Shadow Bugs appear in the topic.*

The denizens of the YouTube Realm are all alarmed at this. Except Chris Crocker. He's still weeping in his bed about Britney.

*Bytans are formed and started to bounce on the Youtube characters.*

Mr. Volcano blasts a large number of Bytans with a watery geyser aimed at them. The King uses his "mah boi" mental attack on the Bytans. Chad Warden fights the Bytans with his "PS Triple" mental attack.

*The Bytans explode. More of them appear and tackled them.*

The King chugs down a Powerthirst, then suddenly glows with energy.
<The King> MENERGY!!!
The King speeds through all the Bytans, running as fast as a Kenyan. Mr. Volcano water-blasts whatever Bytans the King misses.

*The trophy cargo appear with Muriel. One of the Shadow Bugs lunges on the Muriel trophy and transforms into Fake Muriel. The Primid gives Fake Muriel the Dark Cannon. She nodded as she accepts. The rest of the Subspace enemies are trying to clock George Volcano's sprouter hole with a giant cork.*

OOC: Right about... now.

*The towtruck arrives the topic. False Muriel spotted the towtruck. The trophy cargo drives out of the topic.*

Serious Sam: They... let her go? *to Courage* Heh, that was pretty easy.

Courage jumps out of the towtruck and runs up to the Fake Muriel to give her a hug. He stops hugging her and sniffs her clothing, realizing it's not the real one. He then backs away and growls at her.

*False Muriel pulls out her Dark Cannon.*

Courage starts shivering and runs back to the towtruck.

*False Muriel prepares to fire, but..*

Serious Sam: *pulls out his shotgun and blasts False Muriel's Dark Cannon, destroying it.* You were saying?

*False Muriel transforms into a spike behemoth.*

Serious Sam: This could get ugly.

Behemoth: RAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOORRRRRGGGGHH!!

Courage: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Zombie Boy: I like turtles.

*The behemoth and Serious Sam looks at Zombie Boy. The Gnaar movie making crew appear.*

Gnaars: *laughs* Kee kee kee kee kee kee--

Serious Sam: *to Courage* We didn't get paid enough to do this @#$%...

*Take two.*

Behemoth: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAaa-- *coughs*

*The Gnaar movie making crew laughs again.*

Serious Sam: This is seriously boring... Bah. I have to talk to my agent.

Gnaar: Kee kee kee kee kee kee!

*Take three--*

Serious Sam: THAT'S ENOUGH! *Blasts the Gnaars away*

Behemoth: ROOOOOARRR!!

Serious Sam: ROOOOAARR yourself!! *whips out his machine gun and shoot the Behemoth*

Courage gets inside the towtruck and watches the fight.

Serious Sam: Oooh @##$%!! *to Courage* Do something!!

Courage: *Random blabbering.*

Courage starts the towtruck and rams it into the Behemoth.

*The Behemoth is heavily damaged.*

Serious Sam: Nice work, dawg.

Courage sighs.

Serious Sam: I know, we're still looking for your Muriel. And just remember, I'm here to help ya.

Zombie Boy: I like turtle--

Serious Sam: THAT DOES IT!!! *attaches Zombie Boy on the rocket, which blasts off.* Ok, let's go. *leaves the topic.*

Courage, knowing that the towtruck is damaged (even though it wasn't mentioned), decides to get out of the towtruck and runs after Sam, out of the topic.